Paul 💐

me to the moon as it shines through the window into my bedroom

They stole my 4 year old tweet 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@ZeroSuitCamus It’s not an artistic choice, it’s to fit the sizing dimensions of apple emojis

Whoever decided this iPhone emoji should be half cut-off is honestly the greatest artistic genius of our time

@plantdadcatdad Come to ig 🥺

@sailorbluto Hi baby I missed you

I’ll have to retire this shirt if my arms get any bigger and that makes me SAD

@aniobrien Yea this post you’ve made is astonishingly ignorant.

This level of wilful ignorance is staggering.

my best friends posting: look at this beautiful family and life I’ve created me posting: PADAM PADAM

@branewyrms No their hands and feet were bound and they had to inch their way through the sand while carrying a buoy with their mouths

whoever designed tonight’s immunity challenge on survivor is a BDSM freak

🎵that’s why they call me Lanita at chipotle I order sofritas🎶

The yellowjackets girls to the spirits of the forest

Sutton’s hot tub

in my Anne Rice era for everyone asking

@BaraTiddys You too sweetheart!! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

@sailorbluto happy valentine’s day hottie

Happy Valentine’s Day to me, the most beautiful girl in the world

@binkyuk2 Happy Valentine’s! 💘💘💘💘

@AGaymersTale 🥰

@Queerxoxox You too baby

@jua_n_n_carlos Thank you Juan! You too

@sailorbluto Yes!! Happy St. Valentine's Day Paulie!!

my smoothie place was out of peanut butter so I will now destroy the world

Knowing I have new episodes of physical:100 tonight is bringing me to a place of perfect peace and contentment