tall ipad baby

Why do they never show poop in diaper commercials ? That’s literally what diapers are all about

It’s important to post a 4 minute tik tok sometimes to make sure nobody watches it

In 2025 I am manifesting nepotism 👏🏻 if you have an uncle or something who is rich or industry PLEASE reach out

@joey_chimes Like for just 15 min tho. I’ll be back again in 6 months

It’s Spotify wrapped day for u but it’s @saint_brig back on twitter day for me we are not the same

ya I’m back on Twitter for 15 min and tweeted four times relaxxxxx

Spotify wrap day ? Some of you need to SPOT IF I am texting u and respond !!!!

I thought Hannah Einbinder was non binary for like 5 years because her Instagram handle looked like “Hannah in the binder”

helping in the kitchen at Maggie’s family’s Thanksgiving

I’m laying in boyfriends bed waiting for them to come home from their run so I have my little kiss that makes me go vroom vroom the day is starting 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

@joey_chimes Las culturistas culture awards

We need a greatest albums of all time list where the editor is a cool gay person

okayyyy so yall are sex negative…

filing a claim with the vibrator company because it broke one month before the warranty ends. I hope they make a decision based on justice and truth!!

@blamegloria Let me retweet !!

Me and my friend Joey chimes

@ihatejoelkim the big one by lillian stone

I think it should be illegal to make a video for the internet

@joeworldwideweb I’m leaning toward summer of adventure but I’m also open to the summer of jest

I know I already said that 2024 will be the Summer of Whimsy but I might have misread the vibes. It might be the Summer of Adventure? I'm not sure. I'm going to need some feedback from you all in the coming days before I make another declaration like that

don’t worry I’m keeping cases of celsius under my bed. Once it’s illegal I’ll be selling them to friends and family only for 18 dollars a can

Imagine telling ur grandkids you used to be able to ride an electric divvy while drinking a celsius

Please stop deleting pics of your ex after you break up!!!! I need them for my research!! It’s making me feel like I imagined you guys dated!! I did not imagine it I know it happened!!!!!!