saint fannie

unfortunately professionally speaking it’s becoming harder and harder to be a working artist not on instagram so i am begrudgingly returning to it feel free to follow me over there if you want to see stuff i do and make

DAMN KA$H MONEY SLOW DOWN !!

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

how can I get Waffle House to sponsor me

@henumhowie it’s very important to me that you can share directly to X formerly Twitter Dot Com from the Waffle House online order confirmation screen

@saintfannie holy moly

I just ordered great food from Waffle House #232. Go to order.wafflehouse.com and order yours today. order.wafflehouse.com

Oh… You haven’t read this yet? Even though it’s been out for months?

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

i’ve been getting into asking bartenders what flavors of high noon they have and if they say grapefruit i announce loudly “I CANT HAVE GRAPEFRUIT IT INTERACTS WITH MY ANTI PSYCHOTICS” and get one of the other flavors then on my next drink i order a grapefruit high noon

I’m sorry I called Bahrain a “where my hug at ass emirate” I have no idea what I’m talking about

as a woman and a wife, one of the main joys of my day to day life are coming up with evil trick questions for my husband. today’s is “do you think i was prettiest 10 years ago, 5 years ago, or today?” and there is an objectively correct answer (7 years ago)

i ate an entire box of tagalongs by myself in one sitting yesterday and i told the girl scouts in front of the grocery store as much when they asked me if i wanted to buy more cookies we both agreed it was for the best if i kept walking

wish I could go back in time and put hoes in the 40s and 50s onto wearing their husbands clothes

jury is still out on whether saint francis will help you find a lost vape

i consider myself the third great bathrobed character, right after the big lebowski and bob ferguson

they don’t want you to know you can have a little cobbler for breakfast

ok look at it ok

please look at the outfit i wore to my gallery opening last night

i have 4 new pieces on display at studiowaveland for the next month alongside 14 other regional artists - if you are in the greater new orleans area this saturday and are looking for something to do, why not come do this ?

becoming the type of woman who spends a bunch of her husbands money as a punishment when there’s been a disagreement