peppa pig

the feminine urge to romanticise everything when I listen to You by Armaan Malik 😩

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

first in my bloodline to treat marriage as optional.

“estás bien?” “si, por?”

when he’s yapping about his interests like a cute lil nerd

How are people coping with this cost of living crisis? I've just spent £63 on a quiche and some salad 😤. The world's gone mad.

GOD YOU LOOK SO PRETTY WHEN YOU TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE MEEEEEE

the intimacy of being goofy idiots together

can’t believe they sent bhavitha to the Met in jeans…

the way i text him, you’d think i hate him

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

open twitter, hate on men, show love to the girls, close the app.

You're having a nice day then someone asks how your job search is going

everytime i watch jim and pam’s wedding, i bawl like a baby

i love when Allah sends me little confirmations letting me know he heard me

the sluttiest thing a man can do is watch ur favourite movie so that he can talk to u about it