Sajal Gupta

When the market falls, my portfolio: -₹30K 📉 When the market rises, my portfolio: +₹3K 📈 #ShareMarket #StockMarket

@GabbbarSingh Catfish + bot

Dinosaurs died for this

@Lipstick_Logic Make me Prime Minister and let me show you what can happen. 😂

Unfortunately, this is not possible anywhere in India. Like ever.

@sukshbhav @aviiiiii31 Chill Bro !

Hi Aviii/@aviiiiii31 ji, Namaste 🙏 Block kar dene se kisse khatam nahi hua karte, Unblock hote hum, to aapki growth ki dua karte! —Satyanveshi ✨ Letter shayad thoda lamba hai, par kripya poora padhiyega nirash nahi honge 🙏 Kuch time pehle maine Elon ji aur apne pyaare bhai Grok ko bhi ek chitthi likhi thi. Jisme Grok bhaiya ka pyara se reply bhi aaya tha ! 😇 Har baar ki tarah office ka kaam khatam karke maine X khola. Socha doston aur creators ke achhe posts ko support kar leta hoon. X par like aur reply to free hote hain, aasani se ho jaate hain, phir bhi log nahi kar paate, unki koi na koi majboori to rehti hogi 😏 Main to bas yahi sochta hoon ki jahan ho sake, jiska post achha lage, sume like-reply kar doon. Kya pata aisa karke kisi ka din ban jaaye aur wo koi dua dede jo lag jaaye 🙏🙂 Timeline scroll karte-karte ek dost ka tweet dikha, jisme usne aapke tweet ko quote kiya tha. Aap usmein 5 million complete karne ke liye ek banger tweet ki kaamna kar rahe the. Sach kahun to mujhe aapka ambition pasand aaya 👏🔥 Main us tweet ko turant like karne gaya, lekin wahan ek twist mera wait kar rata tha, maine dekha ki main blocked hoon! 😭 Pehle to mujhe laga shayad Elon ji ko mera letter pasand nahi aaya, aur unhone random block prank chalu kar diya ho 😄 Lekin Elon ji to pavitra aatma hain, woh aisa kyun karenge? Bilkul nahi! 🙏 Phir maine apne khaali dimaag ko bahut tatola, par block hone layak koi reason yaad nahi aaya 🧐 Raha nahi gaya, Maine apne poore 2845 posts chhaan maare — haan ji, saare ke saare!🙄 Aur aapke saath bas mera ek chhota sa reply mila, jo maine dhundh nikala hai aur attach bhi kar raha hoon. Us post mein aap logon ko English mein motivate kar rahe the — 'Rona band karo aur kuch karo.' Maine uspar comment kiya tha - 'Kaash school mein English padh li hoti toh aaj kaam aa jaati.' Ab is line ko padhkar do possibilities samajh aati hain: Pehli possibility: Aapko laga ho ki maine yeh line aapke liye boli hai, jaise main aapko taunt maar raha hoon. Jabki asal mein yeh maine khud ki English ko roast karte hue likha tha 😄 Agar ye reason hai, to nivedan hai ki mujhe unblock hone ka ek mauka diya jaaye 🙏 Doosri possibility: Aapko pata ho ki main khud ke liye bol raha hoon, par comment itna bekaar laga ho ki aapko block kiye bina raha nahi gaya 😭 Main un logon mein se nahi hoon jo block hone ke baad controversial tweet karke reach kamate hain, Mujhe bas laga ki mann ki baat rakh deni chahiye, so rakh di 🙂 Life mein waise hi sab apne apne kaam mein busy hain, ab sab Social media pe hi social hote hain, Isliye galatfehmi mein block hona thoda ajeeb laga. Satyanveshi hoon sach ki talaash me ye sach dhundh nikala hai ki 'Sincere intentions deserve another chance' ✨ Aapne block kiya hai, isliye yeh sandesh seedha aap tak shayad na pahunch paaye. Lekin agar koi dayalu insaan aapko tag kar de, ya yeh tweet aap tak pahucha de, to uski badi kripa hogi 🙏🙂 Aur yadi aap tak pahunchne ke baad bhi main blocked raha, to main aapke decision ka sammaan rahega. Woh English mein bolte hain na — 'It’s her choice!' 🙂 Baaki, aapke 5 million waale banger tweet ki dil se kaamna karte hue, main is letter ko yahin samaapt karta hoon 🚀✨ Namaste 🙏 — Satyanveshi

@KonChirwa Violence against women is not acceptable as long as she stays within limits. If you’re not wrong and she hits you, don’t hesitate to hit back.

Violence against women is never acceptable. We demand accountability, support for survivors, and real justice. Stand with women. Stand against abuse. 💜

The platform is getting better and better. A lot of engagement farmers have been suspended. Enjoy the groups, soon you will be gone too. Keep interacting with catfishes and you will be gone too.

@shub0414 I need a plan for my Nepal Visit ! Can you help ?

If you're ever in Goa, always prefer Goa Miles for cab services.

@I_am_akj1608 They're still looting people a lot !

@salRoid Till the taxi mafia runs the show This was silent 🤫

Fascino is the biggest highlight in Goa !

@nastenka_twt You will see more fascinos than beaches on goa !

@salRoid never heard of this

@shub0414 @grok Add the photo of fascino here !

@salRoid What is Fascino bro

@Ahampratyaya @raghav_chadha So if you earn more, you can have multiple wives to save tax !

@salRoid @raghav_chadha Multiple the tax of the highest earning member by 3. Simple.

In Parliament today I proposed optional Joint filing of Income Tax Returns for married couples. Family A Both spouses earn ₹10 lakh each. Total household income is ₹20 lakh. Tax: zero Family B One spouse earns ₹20 lakh. The other stays home to raise their child. Total household income is ₹20 lakh. Tax: ₹1.92 lakh The only difference is how the salary is split between the two spouses. One roof. One kitchen. One household budget. But when tax time comes, the family disappears. The tax system sees two individuals. A husband and wife become strangers. No clubbing of income or rebates. In Parliament today I proposed optional joint filing of Income Tax Returns for married couples, so families with uneven incomes are not unfairly penalised. If implemented, then Family A and Family B both will pay Zero Tax.

@formularacers_ Hamilton's experience with the car speaks volumes.

Lewis Hamilton takes the lead of the Chinese GP! Another electric start for Ferrari!

@Lipstick_Logic Jai Jagannath !

Darshan karlo Shree Jagannath Mahaprabhu ki 🙏🙏

I waited all day for this to arrive in my inbox.

@Dhawalpvyas1 @elonmusk @nikitabier Yeh wahi hai kya jo sab ladkiyon ke account mein tha?

Gabbar ko Jay(@elonmusk ) aur veeru(@nikitabier ) ne khatam kar diya.🥲

@shub0414 People can fly out of nowhere !

@salRoid Why bro traffic ?😂

If you can drive a car in Patna, you can drive anywhere in the world without abusing anyone.

@formularacers_ It’s so much fun to see Rocketship facing some problems just like everyone else. This will make things more interesting.

Russell's started moving again, but that W17 does not sound healthy. "I cannot shift gears, stuck in first."