Nick

If I ever ask someone to peg me this is what I mean.

It’s not gay if it’s in a three way but I’m alone so what’s that make it?

All these people adding their own lyrics to funny feeling are a bunch of lames

People asking Bo burnham to “come save us” are asking him to be the same artist he made fun of in art is dead

BREAKING: Saruman announces that the Gap of Rohan shall henceforth be referred to as the Gap of Isengard

@FncyMan It’s not solo if you take the lord with you

Am I really about to buy a ticket for a solo trip to Japan next month

Modern art and photographic art are both stupid

It’s a good day to suck some dick, rise and shine

Starlink was hands down one of the worst internet experiences I’ve had and I used to have century link

of all the nice press about dropout this ranks among the most meaningful 🥰

Forget Netflix or Disney+; it's Dropout that emerged as the best streaming service in 2024 and is paving the way to a brighter streaming future. slashfilm.com/1739679/dropou…

Gotta be honest, Cheetos might be some of the worst chips

Ya think store we used to think were fun and happy that seem sad now are only sad because we’re sad? Like is just because we aren’t a kid? Was GameStop always a dreary place? Were malls always ghostly?

“Don’t cry over spilled milk” bitch i will cry over a lot less

God: *leaves unclear vague instructions* People: *instructions unclear did wrong thing* God: “I’m gonna punish you for that.”

Harmonies are very hard and I’m so jealous of people that can naturally do them

Fun game to play in Austin; is it street preaching or fent screams

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If I ever make a hardcore band it’s gonna be named bears in the water

Insult: A leaf from your tree could never fall anywhere near mine Compliment: A leaf from my tree could never fall anywhere near yours

The next four years are gonna feel like after you’ve shit and you keep wiping but there’s always shit on toilet paper no matter how much you wipe