salad z🦎

Hi. 👋 im salad 🥗👀. i like The things listed below😊. -homestuck -futurama -ut/dr -nu metal and ska AND MORE👀 Please be my friend im so Fucking sad . ❌DNF: basic + prestwt + tallytwt❌ Ok? #promotwt This tag aint doing nothing Oomfs pls repost😂Pls 🔁 and ❤️ 2 be Oomfs

@skeuoism @kesslerega Yeah

If i made a promotwt would you guys tell people to follow me @saladanders @kesslerega

@SqweegeeYT @kesslerega Dis us

how it feels when there’s Something to do with your best friend

do you ever see a show that has a very obvious target audience for a certain type of people but that type of people is so certain that you can’t even explain it properly

how it feels when theres Nothing to do with your best friend

@saladanders sollux from saskatchewan this is because hes cree #YUP #TRUTH

@cutegirlcutes I'm sorry. I like Scout. I'm so fucking sorry.

ship tierlist. willing to hear anyone out on anything above scout tier

It doesn't matter if you're 🇸🇪 gay 🇳🇴 gay 🇮🇸 gay 🇩🇰 gay 🇫🇮 gay We're all still Nordic 🇸🇪🇳🇴🇮🇸🇩🇰🇫🇮

yall ever hear a song you feel like you might like eventually but you haven’t unlocked the music taste for it

@LPNewBrunswick "area between nova scotia and maine" HIS NAME IS NEW BRUNSWICK

@saladanders There was a fantastic news graphic I have on a hard drive somewhere, where the headline is "Hurricane [Whatever] is headed for area between Nova Scotia and Maine" and I thought that was the funniest thing ever.

Dear New Brunswick, Canada forgot we exist again.

Ok i change dirk to New brunswick

Canadastuck

@CrazyLexi9 FUCK Dirk was nb But i changed it . Fuck. Im so fucking sorry.

@saladanders where is nb

i mean one of your prophets was ready to sacrifice his own son because he saw it in a dream so i wouldn't put it past y'all

tierlist slop about how much i like each character (im SORRY i dont know what that horse is laced with)

its an ugly truth but having irl normie friends will save ur life

@ionrobotcookie son wallahi crine 😭✌️

there are real people on twitter dot com using the “😭✌️” emoji combo in 2026