Paul Adams

Additional benefit: with a piece of banana taped to your wrist, nobody will ever suspect you are a former dementia sufferer twitter.com/PopSciEats/sta…

rise of the joebots

@travishuggett Yeah, my cousin Johnny's gonna go pay those guys a visit and explain like, now that we're open, maybe they don't want to bake such great bagels no more. If they know what's good for them, you know?

Going to buy a dozen today and just keep them in my freezer so I have some on hand when they become the best

@jayasax Yes when you hear me saying "time to break out the good crystal!" this is what I mean

Gelato flavor of the day: strawberry mezcal jalapeño

Advertisement tidily dispelling rumors that decades might have tempered their violentness #cantstopediting

I played @OliviaChaney's sublime "There's Not a Swain" for my 7-year-old friend Olivia and the latter is now running around piping "could your butt smile, could your butt smile?" youtube.com/watch?v=5fvHwU…

KING DEAD LONG LIVE KING

The manuscript I'm working on today calls for a tool that can handle the toughest edits

I'm digging this ad campaign

Where can I get a really good candy apple in NYC?

Somebody seems to have misfiled a heady philosophy book in the food science section

Dating apps may be required to implement controversial grading system

Browsing omega-3 supplements today and I can't understand why so many of them consider it a positive selling point to NOT cause fishy burping

For sale: long island city condo, never worn

Is it rain? Is it sleet? UNKNOWN

What is the technical distinction between soft Australian liquorice and soft eating liquorice?

Should I buy gloves that are HOMFUL or do I feel more like AMORON today?

And you thought sour watermelon Mentos were outrageous

$10.99?! That's exorbitant. Meh, they're probably not even that good.