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@apexjones22 He’s lowkey right. Whats rarer having 6 rings or throwing an alley oop to your son in an NBA playoff game?
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“Apex, why you hate Bron and his fans so much bro?”
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Hitting the playoff game tying 3 to force OT in the same game you threw an alley oop to your literal son is more impressive in and of itself than 6 rings.
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You can’t qualify for goat if when while you were winning MVPs, you were choking to underdog rivals that Kobe won and defended championships against.
You fell short of greatness twice then committed the cardinal sin of joining rival franchise cornerstones only to give us the crown jewel of non-greatness, the 2011 Finals
Permanent 🚫
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@TheTruth8240 You thought they would sweep the lakers before the series
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young Americans don't party much anymore and the reason is because old white Boomers flooded this country with 150 million foreign barbarians.
CyberGreen09@CyberGreen09
Indian nightclub in Addison, Texas
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@Merzwoke We saw how you reacted to the Charlie Kirk assassination. We will never forget.
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Ahh, so that retarded negro woman with six kids spent 1.8 million raising her kids?
This is aimed at discouraging whites from having kids.
Breaking911@Breaking911
Raising a child to age 18 now costs more than $303,000—a staggering 27.8% increase since 2023.
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@And_is_the “Climate is everything, humanity doesn’t matters” That literally doesn’t make sense
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What I learnt at school in USA 🇺🇲:
- Black people I
- Black people II
- Black people III
- US history (Black people IV)
- Climate is everything, humanity doesn’t matter
- Women = good
- Men = bad
I’m not exaggerating.
FalkTG 10k 🦅🇪🇺🇩🇪🇺🇦@FalkTG
What I learnt at school in Germany 🇩🇪: - Karl Marx I - Karl Marx II - Karl Marx III - German history (we’re the baddies) - Climate is everything, economy doesn’t matter - Democrats = good - Republicans = bad I’m not exaggerating.
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Yeah dude the moon just so happens to spin at the exact rate so that it looks perfectly stationary to us – and then also it’s exactly 400 times smaller than the sun but the sun is 400 times further away by chance so that eclipses match up perfectly
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@ObtusiSunt The president of the United States is a white child rapist
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we aren’t in a custody battle
NBACentral@TheDunkCentral
Luka Dončić’s ex is filing for child support in California—despite living in Slovenia—which Luka claims is an attempt to secure a bigger payout, per @tmz Luka is asking the court to dismiss the case, arguing neither he nor the children live in California and that the matter should be handled in Slovenia, where he already filed. (Via tmz.com/2026/03/20/luk…)
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@salmonn_rl @UbermenschMind False, he would be a brownoid larping as an American
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@CottageCrusader @UbermenschMind If he is culturally American and is a citizen he is definitely American. Being American is just a nationality
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@salmonn_rl @UbermenschMind I’m saying he can never be American
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@CottageCrusader @UbermenschMind Are you really trying to convince me that assimilation isn’t possible? You believe an Indian who has lived in America for their entire life is more culturally similar to India?
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@salmonn_rl @UbermenschMind Ya because that’s not completely arbitrary at all
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@CottageCrusader @UbermenschMind No I’m not, there are studies that have demonstrated assimilation of immigrant populations into the dominant culture
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@salmonn_rl @UbermenschMind You are assuming that assimilation is possible or a preferable outcome even if it where possible.
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