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James Ellis

@saltlab

I think about employer branding a lot, but on this account I swear. Speaker, writer, 30 Rock/Good Place devotee and metaphor purveyor.

Chicago, IL :: Lakeview Katılım Haziran 2007
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James Ellis
James Ellis@saltlab·
For some reason, I feel the need to point out that Dave Chapelle’s 8:17 performance came out just 913 days ago.
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How to end the Hunter Biden BS in one step: Pres Biden agrees that all presidential family members must be above reproach and threatens to step down and let Kamala Harris take the oath. The issue disappears like GOP’s concern about email security.
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Kate | KS Shay@ksshaywrites·
people who work full time and also write books: respectfully, HOW
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When you read news about Kanye and Hershel Walker, does anyone else have vivid flashbacks to the movie #UndercoverBrother? It can’t just be me, can it!
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James Ellis
James Ellis@saltlab·
@SeanDFrancis Historically? They had to get crushed. Then they had no choice but to find a way to coexist.
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James Ellis
James Ellis@saltlab·
@KatrinaKibben I swear, people lose on average 10 iq points the second they walk into an airport.
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Update: I tapped them on the shoulder and I was like "feeling frisky or what? Put that shit away. There are kids on this flight and I'll call someone." They panic closed those windows so fast.
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Katrina Kibben@KatrinaKibben·
There's a person looking at naked pictures of people in front of me on this flight. Like, of all places to check those out... Row 3 on a full flight? Really?
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James Ellis
James Ellis@saltlab·
@SethAbramson The “enthusiasm gap” is a term pollsters made up to get invited to better parties.
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James Ellis@saltlab·
Bribing my daughter $4 in book fair money to try a chicken nugget for the first time isn’t something they talked about in 10th grade health class when they covered procreation.
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James Ellis
James Ellis@saltlab·
Anyone else uncomfortable that after billionaire assholes inflict people like Dr Oz on us, that the only solution is another billionaire???
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James Ellis
James Ellis@saltlab·
Also, the current season of British Baking is wretched. It’s like it has no idea why people enjoyed watching it and doubled down on all the wrong things.
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James Ellis
James Ellis@saltlab·
If you’re missing Mel and Sue British Baking Show, Roku is streaming them now, including the first two series Netflix never had.
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James Ellis
James Ellis@saltlab·
I just don’t get it. Liberals are the creative class. We’re the poets and painters. Three quarters of any PR or ad agency is staffed with flaming liberals. So how come all left-wing marketing messages sound like fifth-grade social studies book reports?!?!?!
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James Ellis
James Ellis@saltlab·
@dr_pete The only people who buy the check will be bots buying credibility.
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James Ellis
James Ellis@saltlab·
Reminder. You can buy Talent Chooses You on Amazon. Or you could just get it for free. I made the GDoc where it was wrote free and open source. Enjoy! Employerbrandbook.com #TBSummit
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