the lady helena has committed a sin

@ranichi17 @samcentric or those 'kink me' on livejournal where someone would prompt "blorbo1 reaction to blorbo2 in a red dress :)" and someone anonymous would deliver 10k of a kidnapping stokholm situation.

@samcentric these people would not have survived the trenches (ffn era)

the post-pandemic state of the fandomsphere is so funny because with love and light in the Before Times this category of person would not even have the faintest idea of what ao3 is

@1salander Sim, mas nesse cenário hipotético de "5x2 é o demonio e vai ser todo mundo demitido" eu imagino que esses caras sonham que os totens serão a unica opção, e se fossem eu ia viver de fruta da feira por esses negócios só são práticos pra menos que 6 items, 10 é demais já kkkkkk

@salty_omen Mas geralmente tem limite de itens, tipo 15 ou 20 acho q não seria viável uma compra grande pq não sei como funciona o controle de furto né

Tinha essa máquina no mercado perto do meu estágio e eu passava lá quase todo dia pra lanchar e vou te contar q é impossível substituir funcionários pq as pessoas são BURRAS demais A cada 3 minutos alguém chama funcionário pq apertou coisa errada

@likeagrenad3 @1salander Um por um na velocidade perfeita pra uma senhora idosa com reumatismo. Eu uso esse negócio quando eu compro pão e mais nada, pra evitar sentir ódio kkkkkkk

@salty_omen @1salander Não dá nem pra comprar múltiplos, tu tem q passar 1 por um, um inferno

@1salander e precisa chamar o fiscal pra liberar com senha, mas sempre vai ter outras 42 pessoas com o mesmo problema

@1salander Se eu tivesse que fazer compra do mês nisso eu ia embora, a cada produto vc tem que esperar ela tocar a frase inteira "aproxime o código de barras do produto no scanner e coloque o produto ao lado, ou se preferir... etc" e se vc tentar passar algo enquanto ela fala o totem trava

@enya_farina @janhopi That’s because it’s a considerably worse rewrite of the actual quote from the book

@arde_alba I'm cut between my disgust for "fanfic flavored slop books" and thinking that those are kinda just the Harlequin of our time, because if you change "big tiddy grumpy/petite fierce sunshine" for "big tiddy highlander/fierce office worker" it paints an image, you know?

what is weird to me about discussions of AO3fication of tradpub is the way ppl talk about it like publishers weren't pushing out slops before... I was reading teenlit slops in the 2000s. I think the AO3fication of tradpub is similar to that but with more trope buzzwords

bounce.... bounce... #satosugu #五夏

jiang yan really hunts the whole game basically, you open your weapon and you'll see jiang yan's name, you open the mystical skills you'll see jiang yan's name again, you open the introduction to the sects and there he is, the jiang wulang himself

gojo nuts inside geto and then asks to be cradled in geto's strong arms

#五夏 #SuguruGeto

@Angelsaasj 26 anos de namoro santo pra que Gojo e Satoro pudessem pecar em paz

Casadinhos

superman & his evil husband #clex

@SiriusQ8 @cheggsart @Wildaclarkes @jamie_rennie @robrousseau I hope the crabs win, the roaches don't deserve anything

@cheggsart @Wildaclarkes @jamie_rennie @robrousseau Yes, one of the theories is that cockroaches will inherit the earth

I've just been silently staring at this reply for like 15 minutes

can i speak. i hate this trend of obviously-fanfic pairings in traditional publishing. idc what fic it is. tacky and lazy

@gardenyoyok @zigiestardustt @pcherspride They have a pair of those heart shaped pink sunglasses and wear it in their soul when speaking of steve/bucky

@zigiestardustt @pcherspride i'm sorry i can't take this seriously when they actually wrote "book quality steve/bucky" and MEANT it

the found family trope was good until you guys implemented nuclear familial dynamic

amo a naruto celoso no me importa que tan tóxico se ponga dame más naruto celoso territorial loco por sasuke y sasuke disfrutandolo porque es un freak