Sam Deed

I’m think about taking up sleepwalking. Does anyone have any advice for beginners?

I met a lady named Claire Voyant the other day and she seemed to know a lot about me…

I love how No Scrubs starts by defining a ‘scrub’ so we’re all on the same page about who they’re flaming

I forgot adverbs existed. I’ll never make that mistake again.

When someone says they’ve just got bits and pieces to do, what classifies as bits and what classifies as pieces?

It’s also one letter away from Kim Possible CALL ME BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME

@ojtheok Don’t threaten me with a good time

@sam_deed_ I’ll give you room for some head in a moment

Who is this Max and why does he need all this headroom?

I really enjoyed that bit in James Bond when they quantumed all that solace

I wonder if anybody accidentally played a blast beat in the 1920s?

I’ve never not swazzed it up in my life

Only when I’m playing Tetris on the toilet is this shit a game

Starbucks says you can an add an extra shot to your coffee but I’ve never been to one that let me add in Baileys

Is there an audible difference between a song that ‘bops’ and a song that ‘jams’?

They should have a Grammy award for the best NPR Desk concert of the year

A new music streaming pet peeve of mine is when an artist releases a deluxe version of their album and puts the deluxe tracks at the front?! That’s like watching the deleted scenes before the movie starts…

When was it universally decided that ‘The’ wouldn’t be alphabetically included at the start of names when listing movies/songs/absolutely anything ever?

I’d love to know what people who have no clue what ‘brat’ is were thinking as they walked past this

When I get stuck in life I just step back and think “what would Fuse ODG do?”

Just found out that more people have been to the moon than have won Takeshi’s Castle and honestly that scans