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Guy who refuses to vote for Graham Platner because he buys all his oysters from him and doesn’t want to lose his supplier

My name is Trey Martin and I'm running for US Congress in Oklahoma's 5th district because time for Washington to learn who’s boss. I'm an ironworker, union leader, husband, and dad, fighting for working Oklahomans. We deserve better. #OK5 #Oklahoma

@knarcnifer I was just telling someone about that the other day lol

I went to college with this guy who drank tons of red bull and had an amphetamine addiction and I watched him read and defend his senior year thesis, and when I read Curtis Yarvin’s blog I think of him.

My name is Graham Platner and I’m running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy that’s destroying our country. I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.

@PoeticHussHuss *X

If Mozart were to rise from the dead, he would absolutely love this song and you all know it

@Spooky_Sarahh They look like black zyns

yoooooo it’s mf happening. CONFETTI

An article from yesterday lol

@PoeticHussHuss They say that to distinguish it from the guitar tuna, which is a different thing entirely

T(he)y be(li)e(ved)

On January 6th, we will change this country forever

@PoeticHussHuss Let me demonstrate: The best way to finish an essay is to type shit

@PoeticHussHuss Chris T. Mas

Yes, son. You can have dinner AFTER we finish watching the new Epic Rap Battles of History video and this week’s Talk Tuah podcast, and not a minute before

What if this Luigi guy is innocent and the US government is just trying to get back at Italy for the whole Amanda Knox situation

I did know Luigi.. that is, our paths did cross.. at school….

These Defying Gravity holding space jokes are already so overdone. If I removed all of them from my feed, I wouldn’t have to waste time reading them and would have so much more time on my hands. Almost enough time to hold sp…

I heard that every showing of the Wicked movie has a casting director in it, and if you sing along to the songs well enough, they’ll cast you for the second movie. Never give up

My mom should do stand-up

Problematic age gap