Sam Jackel

@dustyslay You met your wife on a plane? 😎

I made a lady laugh on a plane and she told me I should be a comedian.

Awesome, does it come with a CD player? And while we’re bringing back stuff from 15 years ago, I’ll take my iconic metabolism too please.

@Colts_Coverage Keep underestimating the Colts, but update your resume after.

LMFAOOOOOOOO

@tuslaw_x0x @OneAlphaKing Me too

@sam_jackel @OneAlphaKing Probably the best perfume , I’ve got most compliments while wearing it 🔥

Tell me the best male perfume. Has to last 24 hours at least

@tuslaw_x0x @OneAlphaKing Finally someone said it!

@OneAlphaKing YSL

It doesn’t matter how good your argument is or how well you state your case. If you dropped a buffalo wing on your shirt? No. One. Will. Listen.

@EJ_SPEED The kid that did don’t wanna go slow! His name ain’t EJ Reasonable MPH!

Indianapolis I’m sorry but I’m not driving 50 with yall on the highway. Not saying I’m a reckless driver but 50 is crazy!

@NFL_DovKleiman College? Beer? I’m so confused.

Awesome: Travis Kelce finally receives his college diploma while SLAMMING down a beer 🤣

@dustyslay So friendly, you might even see old friends 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’m in NYC and this morning I said hey to two people while I was walking and they say hey back. Seems pretty friendly to me.

Me trying to talk to kids: Y’all tryna cop that new xumo stream box!

The audio log you find in a trashed office in a sci-fi horror game:

@BTJPod Impressed: O-Line. There were injuries and guys stepped in well. Q was back to form. Disappointed: Alec Pierce. I’m still rooting for him, but just a few plays all year. I understand that could be on Gardner a little too.

Who impressed and disappointed you the most for the #Colts in 2023?

@dustyslay @NetflixIsAJoke I don’t care what everyone says, I like your comedy. It’s not “bad” or “hack” #Everyoneishappyaboutthetimetheyarespendingcurrently

Alright! Big news! @NetflixIsAJoke

@2KIntel Luka Doncic

Gun to the back of your head, name a NBA player without the letter "E" in their name…

The first streaker was like, hey fellas, you ever notice how sometimes a naked baby goes nuts when it gets out of a bath? What if I did the part after the bath at the next Padres game?

@Colts_Coverage @12_darrell Congratulations DJ!

Darrell Baker Jr. with his newborn child❤️ (Via @12_darrell) #ForTheShoe

@dustyslay If Sarah likes your material, you’re on the right track

Alright!!

@dustyslay Dusty ruined my marriage of 25 years with his comedy! I remember what she said as she walked out the door “✋🏼We’re no longer having a good time.”

This is how I like my shows, just tables full of men that just got dumped. I’m here to cheer people up!

@BringDaNoyz Salt & Pepper

@twperritos My dog Pepper