Sam Mazer

@JWLevitt Can confirm that Alfie is a GREAT snuggler.

My girlfriend is back on the east coast this week and as such, I've been waking up with Alfie snoozing in my armpit as little spoon these last two mornings 🥲

When you’re struggling with mental health and someone tells you that you should just be grateful 🙄🙄🙄

Biden to announce he will pardon those on a keto diet. You can now go back to eating carbs.

@JWLevitt …an autobiography by Sam Mazer.

About to run in 100% humidity with a 69° dewpoint. Not nice.

@JWLevitt No more queuing. That ended yesterday but it was a four day thing before the funeral today. I can tell you all about the app that updated people on the wait time (up to 30hrs at one point) and bathroom and food logistics if you want. Talk about needing to have stamina! 🤯

Very confused with what’s going on with the Queen. People queuing (did I get that right?) for days while people who can’t get home get to sleep in the tube (again, did I get that right?)

@JWLevitt @philgaimon There better have been cookies involved.

Just recorded a podcast with @philgaimon that was wheelie wheelie fun.

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

Erik may or may not have gotten a video of me “rapping” the whole this as well 🤦🏻‍♀️

@JWLevitt @TitoG66797362 @iamtedking @JWLevitt we literally have an unspoken rule about not going south of WPB (unless absolutely necessary) because we feel like we’re going to die every time.

@sam_mazer @TitoG66797362 @iamtedking Miami has the worst drivers I’ve ever experienced and it’s not even close. Personal experience sure, and I’ve also been to a lot of places in this country 😂

Bike riding in Florida? All intel welcome.

@TitoG66797362 @iamtedking Tito are you on drugs? Especially RE the Miami part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

@iamtedking Vermonter here who spends a lot of time escaping the cold in Florida. My experience is Miami has great roads and kind drivers. Fort Myers has a great road scene as well w/a mix of drivers. Orlando is no fun and Tampa isn’t great either. Overall I love riding in FL.

@JWLevitt @iamtedking @iamtedking gravel or road?…because we have intel on both. Laura knows me from Seattle so have her reach out if you want me to link you to my BF. He can give you deets/routes.

@iamtedking @sam_mazer

Second time flying through @IntlAirportCLT in the last month and ALL the pet relief areas are BEYOND HORRIFIC. PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. I’m appalled and so is my dog.

@WineAboutLaw @sydneygilison find out if anyone has barbri outlines on the subject. I found those to make more sense on putting all the pieces together in a coherent order on a subject compared to jumping around in class.

Need some #lawtwitter help: what are your best tips to help 1L @sydneygilison make her 1L outlines. Right now she feels like all she is doing is c/p her notes and it isn't effective. Thanks!

@JWLevitt @ForTheLRPod Emma Bates

Who would you like to hear from on @ForTheLRPod?

Setting very firm boundaries when you don’t see change in people’s behaviors is okay…even if it’s with family. [said to myself on repeat daily going into the dreaded holiday season]

My BF never knew IG and FB were down because he’s hasn’t taken his post work poop yet.

Facebook and Instagram are down. Tech support:

@JWLevitt So many good tweets to share to IG stories…but we can’t 😭

RIP to all the great instagrams posted today

@FueledbyLOLZ My BF won't know unless its still down while he takes his after work poop at 6pm on the dot.

I told my dad Instagram and Facebook were down and he said "oh I didn't know"

@FueledbyLOLZ Here’s a pic of my dog in response to your dog tweets…because dogs.

Instagram is down and apparently I lose a lot of followers tweeting my every move. I wonder how many I lose by posting on Instagram stories 🤣

Instagram is down so here is my parents cat