Sam

Logged back in here for a second

Instructions unclear, accidentally literally moved to BlueSky. (No but I am actually on BlueSky now goodbye cruel world!)

@twerkswifwolves I’m with you. Have genuinely been unable to stop. Sending love ❤️

Oh this was kind of supposed to be slightly tongue in cheek but now……..

Tonight* Right now* Within the next few seconds* (help)

I know my bottle of Ativan hates to see me coming this week (Dumping things I don’t feel I can post to Instagram here also if my doctor sees this it’s a JOKE)

See this is why I can’t leave twitter for good

@whoiskevinflynn May have to cancel you after this though :/

@whoiskevinflynn KEVIN

Hold on are we all actually migrating to the other app I know I said I was leaving Twitter a year and a half ago but sadly I’m still quietly here but someone tell me where to go help

@joshgondelman Josh you did not need to hold up a mirror to me this early on a Wednesday

It's only oversharing if you can't tell a story.

@whoiskevinflynn I’m still scared of half the Spyro bosses so I get it

@whoiskevinflynn Okay I’m not sure if this is a sincere tweet but I was too until I saw a video of someone playing it and the jump scares are so…slow? Predictable??? It was giving 2000’s point and click computer games

Sorry Been MIA, What IS My Problem

@MichaelaOkla The Orange by Wendy Cope!!

@whoiskevinflynn Needed this

Is this thing on

I havent tweeted in a full month nor have I felt the need to and I know this is sad to say but honestly, it makes me a little sad! I have loved so much about Twitter for the past 10+ years and to have quickly lost interest in it feels weird. Anyway Ill remember you all in therapy

If I get milkshake ducked by Ronald it will be the most devastating thing to ever happen