Sam Perman

Jesse, Steve, Laddy, and Vlad….such an incredible feeling to welcome you aboard Integrity after a nearly 700,000 mile journey. Forever thankful for your service to our crew and the nation.

Pepe's in full training once again 💪

@upuntil_dawn Stuck in tel aviv

I’m sorry but like… what is going on? 😭

@RepJackKimble I heard Lindsey graham love those red bugs with spots on their back. You should look up Lindsey Graham Ladybugs

Lindsey Graham has now been in politics 12,478 days without a single female staffer accusing him of sexual harrassment.

@rackscameinhllo I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought this.

@konstructivizm Ai slop

HISTORY REMADE. The deep space abyss has been conquered. Artemis II is home. The haunting silence of the lunar far side, the white-knuckle terror of a 24,000 mph plunge through the atmosphere — it’s all behind them now. The Orion capsule Integrity slammed into Earth’s atmospheric wall at hypersonic speed, its advanced heat shield glowing white-hot as it endured temperatures rivaling the surface of the Sun. Then, the massive parachutes bloomed perfectly against the sky, guiding humanity’s farthest-traveled crew gently back to the Pacific Ocean off San Diego. They went to the absolute edge of the void. They pushed our machines — and ourselves — to the limit. And they survived. This is more than a successful mission. It’s a monumental victory for the entire human race — proof that when we dare to reach beyond our cradle, we can return stronger, wiser, and more united. The Moon is no longer unreachable. The next giant leap is already calling. Welcome home, Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy. You carried all of us with you.

@web3_prince2 @FilmUpdates Sounds like you’re just a butthurt blue checkmark. And you still have an nft as your profile picture. It’s time to evolve the way your brain works.

@FilmUpdates Another award for the girl who called classic Snow White a "dwarf" and sang the big Evita number to FREE people on the street while ticket holders paid £350 to watch on a screen. Talent or just unstoppable nepo luck? 😂

Rachel Zegler is officially a first-time Olivier Award winner.

toda vez q eu bebo alcool eu lembro o pq prefiro fumar maconha

they got 7 minutes of stoppage time last week and now we get 2 this week when Berhalter was taking literally 51 seconds per corner okokokok

@Ashhleyyyya Shirley Temple

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink

@jowrotethis Absolutely. Fantastic rewatch

Should I fuck around and rewatch LINCOLN?

@esbrockman You need to stop paying for twitter ads, loser

You don’t need better parenting advice. You need better repetition.

Kinda cool knowing my name is in there as a bunch of Ones and Zeros

All New York women’s sports teams actually do this to some capacity (1/2)

A complete 180

@newyorkcityfc @newyorkcityfcii His second First Team call up. I’d love to see Musu sign a pro contract.

Arnau Farnos joins the First Team on short-term loan from @newyorkcityfcii 🗽 📰 flowsto.com/r/KgGQ1XiE5

Pay us enough to live.