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Jesus to his disciples today:

@rxbs__ @disaster_sarah the word uncommon was used for a reason i did not say it was impossible. And yeah, i’m fully aware of how absence seizures look, feel, & last. it’s why added her “snapping back” would not have been brought on by the looks of people, she wouldn’t have even known they were doing so

@samaanthaax @disaster_sarah Adults can still have absence seizures. We dont know if she snapped out of it cos people were looking at her or simply cos absence seizures usually only last a few seconds. She showed all the signs of having one. Don’t forget that she called her neurologist a few episodes ago.

K so originally I thought she was having flashbacks and was skeptical about the seizures theory. Now I am CONVINCED she's having absence seizures. She was completely unresponsive, seemed "frozen" and only seemed to notice when she saw the others looking at her.

@kartonmerci @disaster_sarah which is why i used uncommon instead of the word impossible.

@samaanthaax @disaster_sarah As a doctor who was epileptic as a child and now is treating adults with seizures I tell you that uncommon =/= impossible and you’d be surprised how some people are being diagnosed with epilepsy in their early 20s because people were mistaking their attacks for

every damn week the pitt ep cuts off at such a devastating part i’m left staring at the reflection of my own harrowed face in the black screen #thepitt

Why don't you go to a baseball game and eat a hot dog and drink a beer and shut up

i can’t believe da pitt is gonna kill off nick and jess’s landlord

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

If your name is Jesus and you have a big dinner planned with your friends for next Thursday in a garden of some kind, DON'T GO. Those aren’t your friends, boo. One of them will betray you. DM me for details.

I love beating a dead horse idgaf I got something else to say

Why can’t they just have a violent bachelorette

World war 3

I started rewatching Game of Thrones and I’m already halfway through season two. I forgot how good this shit hit at the beginning. I can’t wait to get angrier and angrier as it goes on.

Why would I watch the State of the Union? I already know the state of the union. It’s not fucking good.

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

@tru_fru please 🥲

fine. like this and one of y'all gets a free trü frü pr box.

gasolina played and i just about died thinking he was bringing out daddy yankee

Did I understand a single word of it? I did not. Was it a vibe? It was.

cut the cameras I’m crying my eyes out