Simple sam

After my NYSC I worked for the company that produces supreme noodles for three months and I just can't stop swearing for our government, it was hell

@EtsakoPiki99358 @ThaBoyYom Rev Father's wey dey give doggy on a regular just dey play.

@ThaBoyYom How many Rev. Fathers you don hear say dem dey suffer from prostrate? Doctors are liars and the white man's medicine kills faster than it heals🙄

I hear of the numerous benefits of sex to the body system and I ask… Is it that the rel!gious books didn’t consider all of that before saying formication is a sin ni ? Imagine Wizarab having his first sex at 54 that he’d get married Prostate ko ma pa weyrey danu

@KevinSzabo14 Make I block your papa first

$10,000 is not a lot of money.

@unkonfined Sincerely nobody gives a damn about you, you'd just be a regular white guy walking down the road, it's not like you're a celebrity or something

I’m still trying to plan this trip to Nigeria. I was just quoted $80,000 for a two-person security detail to travel with me for two weeks. Should I just hire security in Nigeria?

Dear future wife please make me comfortable enough to tell you what's bothering me because I keep a lot of things to myself

@UnkleAyo I'm confused 🤔 here please I just watched the video and wondering what exactly did they do that the Nigerian army can't do, I didn't see anything special they did there and for your information I don't like the Nigerian army but haba this video showed nothing special

Here's a video of South Korea's elite 707th S.Missions Group conducting a counter-terrorism exercise, securing a hijacked bus during a training scenario. You see these clips & you just chuckle at the embarrassment you have at home, whose specialty is assaulting civilians.

@maxvayshia @choice_ik This is so true

Church wedding is the traditional wedding of the whites while the traditional wedding we know is the original African tradition. As Africans, we have no business doing church weddings and wearing suits and wedding gowns. We have lost our identity as a people.

I wonder what it feels like to have 10 naira in my account. I'd come back to this tweet in a year time.

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I will not lag behind

@Ajay_flex2 How you take buy blue tick

Beloved. Help me add 300 naira to this balance so I can buy bread chop this morning.

This Yoruba woman that just left here now smells like pomo that has stayed for like 3 days God I'm suffocating.

@Adukesphere If your friend dated a married then you're in the same league with her too but I know this story isn't real

My friend dated a married man for years. Soft life, trips, monthly allowance, bills handled and everything. After one year she tried to leave. He said no he wasn’t letting her go. She looked at the comfort and stayed. Two years later he dumped her. Accused her of cheating… meanwhile he had already found a fresher girl. Heartbroken she entered his wife’s DM and said, “Your husband used me and dumped me. Just know he is going to kpai of H…I…V The wife simply replied , I know.

Una still never clock this idiot? Fake giveaway just to farm na una I pity sha

More money

@official_QV Stupid take mouth odor is not a terminal disease it can be worked on you moron. You just didn't love him that much

8 months of talking, I Finally received him at the airport. The mouth odor received me first. Voice notes. Video calls. Late night conversations. This man could talk. Funny. Smart. Intentional. I was at that airport 30 minutes early. He walked through those doors and I ran to hug him. Then he opened his mouth to say my name. I heard it before I processed it. Something ancient and powerful hit my nose.😭 I told myself it was jet lag. Long flight. Recycled air. Dehydration. I gave that man every excuse in the book. Day 3 same thing. Day 5 I was sitting across from him at dinner watching his mouth move and hearing nothing because I was calculating how to bring this up without ending everything we had built in 8 months. I said nothing. He went back abroad. We talked less after that. Drifted slowly. Never told him why. Till today he probably thinks the distance killed it. Baby the distance was not the problem. I just couldn’t spend my life turning my face every time you said I love you. 😭

@boniface_jrn Bang me some dollars idolo

Banger boy everybody wey blow snapchat.com/t/aTq2cV7M We Dey share house for snap chat 😂

Bkon

X has rolled over a like button just to celebrate Micheal Jackson, try it and see dl for yourself

Not to be tribalistic but no right thinking Igbo man would ever marry a Yoruba woman, it's just not possible, they don't have what it takes to be married to an Igbo man. I don't know an Igbo man married to a Yoruba woman.

Say no to bigotry