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@mackenzie_metz thank you so much. I wouldn't be here without the support of friends like you!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

me before the pandemic: I can do a full day of work and go for drinks and dinner after and then do 4 more full days of work with events and nights out on the weekend and maybe even a workout in the week me now: if I move I will need to sleep for 14 hours to recover

12.29.20

@_hmitch can i see photos. i’m a visual voter

@_hmitch mmm im so jealous. what a time

@_hmitch HUTCH SALAD

@nickyblasko yes... quality over quantity

@samblasko you haven’t been on twitter in a year and this is what you go with? weak

My phone, laptop, stove, microwave, and car all have different times. Maybe that’s why I am the way I am... Frazzled and always running late.

@mackenzie_metz spring awakening

So many people have been texting me about bingeing New Girl while we #stayhome and it makes me so happy! What do you think the gang would be up to in quarantine together right now?

i’m so scared to ask y’all wtf bomboclaat means

@mackenzie_metz if i used foundation i def would. alas i just brush bronzer from head to toe

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 This was not a catch apparently. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

who would win in a fight??

Jimmy challenges @NiallOfficial to read “‘Twas The Night Before Christmas” in 7 different accents

@aliserafoth same

shocked and offended this tweet didn’t go viral

honestly whoever decided to put raisins in cinnamon bread is THE WORST

@laurenlottier @tvgoldtweets @JennMonay this is also why i stopped and now i’m annoyed

WES IS ALIVE!!!! OMG HOW?? I missed him so much 😭 #HTGAWM