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@bisousjen they dad have a baby ...

@glossyophelia @SlPSPETE @rvaindrops what's this then???

@SlPSPETE @rvaindrops I ALMOST JUST PEED LAUGHING OMG U SAID “HE NEVER LET HER NEAR IT” SKSK

Pete Davidson literally gave Cazzie David his father's service necklace then took it back and gave it to Ariana Grande 😂😂😂

Halsey doing coke on a yacht lmfaooo

My body count is 2 if by body count you mean the number of fish that have died under my supervision in the last 3 days

I'm 23, Anna is 19 & cole is 17 & my dad still does this every year (listen to my sister lose it at the end)

I gave my nephew a banana for Christmas. I had avocado levels of success.

So today is my sisters birthday and when we went to pick up her cake someone had already paid for it. It was left with this card... my family was speechless and we just want to say thank you to McKenna's mom and wish McKenna a Happy Birthday. There's still good in this world 🙏🏼

never poppin my plant based pussy for a meat eater ever again smh i did NOT raise my pH and do a heavy metal detox just to get railed by weak ass slim jim dick

Girls be mothers for two Lil weeks talking bout “don’t tell me how to raise my child” sis all I said was hold his neck🤦🏾‍♀️😐

I’m calling bullshit on SpaceX’s excuse. That shit’s a UFO and there’s been others that have been seen that are just like it!!

My cousin’s grandma Grand Maggie recently told my aunt “I think there’s an opossum in our owl house” and Aunt Molly said “what makes you think that?” and Grand Maggie sent her this picture

Buddy it’s saturday night and you’re talking to a marshmallow sandwich on the internet twitter.com/sigurbjornl/st…

my brother was given this by a girl at school- they’re in 8th grade

Yessss. Put that ivy park on and go to the gym. Ain’t nobody got time to listen to that shit. twitter.com/pinknokiaa/sta…

Me seeing this tweet at work 🙃