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My crazy better half and I #loveyou #boyfriend #girlfriend #crazy #lovers #young #inlove #drinks… instagram.com/p/f8j8WCHHyA/

“@CluelesssKid: A naked iPhone is a beautiful thing but too risky.”@megglevs

“@ComedyTruth: "I'm sexy and I know it." No, bitch. You're slutty and you blow it.” @megglevs

“@ComedyTruth: Me: "Breathe if you find me attractive." Entire human race: *dies from lack of oxygen*” @BreeChev

They keep saying the right person will come along, I seriously think mine got hit by a truck

“@TheFunnySayings: Let's play “how rude can I be until you realize I don't like you””

“@SoRelatabIe: Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying and headed home.” @BreeChev

“@Funny_Truth: NOPE.. pic.twitter.com/lZEK5gb4QV" @BreeChe @megglevs

“@Funny_Truth: NO.. pic.twitter.com/m0FFxnBHgn” @megglevs @BreeChev

“@TheGoogleImages: Awkward... pic.twitter.com/26RzXJY5Uk” @BreeChev

“@TheGoogleImages: when you see it... pic.twitter.com/ZHenI145EB” @BreeChev

“@TheGoogleImages: when you see it... pic.twitter.com/ZHenI145EB” @megglevs

“@ComedyPics: Time to go to bed pic.twitter.com/pzGLxRCNus” @megglevs

“@SpeakComedy: "WOW your teeth are like stars" "Awwww thanks" "so yellow and distant from each other"” @megglevs @BreeChev

“@autocorrects: When I'm at Home On a School Day, I Look At The Clock And Think, "Haa! Those B*tches Are In Math Class!"” @megglevs