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@samdave69
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Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Mayıs 2018
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Bro, how does it taste?
Fact@Fact
A sheep and a goat can mate to produce a hybrid. It's called a 'Geep'
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Wantam is the skinniest he's ever been. Ama ni paid partner wa Ozempic?
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@mqhlay Its a dower when the man’s side pays, and its dowry when the woman’s side pays.
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Minor issue: (Kenyan) men pay bride price. (Indian) women pay dowry. Thank you.
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It would cost between 5-10 billion kenya shillings to set up a large scale desalination plant around Lake Turkana to supply water and irrigation that would feed that region for life but sure, let's fight over Nairobi Hospital that needs saving
BBC News (World)@BBCWorld
Desperate for food drought-stricken Kenyans turn to the gingerbread tree bbc.in/4bGnRPj
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Guess which one is getting more attention:
—Nairobi Hospital’s audit for FY 23/24 received an unqualified opinion, confirming that its financial statements were accurate & reliable.
—Kenyatta National Hospital’s audit report for FY 2023/24 was qualified, citing significant discrepancies including a KES 3M variance in cash and cash equivalents, unresolved financial issues such as unpaid trade payables totaling KES 738.7M, delays in key projects like the Medical Oxygen Generating Plant, and underreporting of patient revenues by KES 92.5M, all of which raise serious concerns about the accuracy and reliability of its financial statements.
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It will have taken more than 5 years for them to fix the stretch of chiromo from westlands to mombasa road yet they want us to give them more time???
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Guys, do you remember the Nairobi Hospital Finance Director Eric Maigo who died after being stabbed 16 times in September 2023?
Now it's all starting to make sense.
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He is literally Commander-in-Thief of the armed forces, conmen and fraudsters 🧐
NTV Kenya@ntvkenya
President Ruto: There is no way I am going to allow Nairobi Hospital to be taken hostage by conmen and fraudsters. I have instructed that all those who were involved in the fraudulent activities be removed and charged in court
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So you are telling me the ruto wants to save Nairobi Hospital a private institution from bad governance but he heavily supported Wamuthende who stole 320 million for an oxygen plant for Kenyatta National Hospital?
Watu sio wajinga buanaaaa.
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KNH would appreciate this level of attention to detail given to a private hospital
Hussein Mohamed, MBS.@HusseinMohamedg
Statement regarding the ongoing developments at Kenya Hospital Association (Nairobi Hospital):
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Bruh this guy is in Medical, Insurance, Education, Manufacturing, Ecitizen, Banking, Oil, ICT, Military, Agriculture. It's not looking good 😕 Akienda another 5yrs the nation will collapse if it hasn't started already.
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The entire health ministry is in shambles & overrun by corruption scandals, vaccine shortages have been mentioned now & again; and with an entire nation to run, he still had the time to do the job of an everyday minister or cabinet secretary.
Micromanagement shows incompetence.
Soxxy 🇰🇪@DjSoxxy
The Nairobi Hospital "Patron" has intervened to save it and even got people arrested yet Kenyatta National Hospital has been ailing for so long and no such action has been taken. 🤔
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