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I’m never meal prepping again. Each of these platters were $35 and you get 1.5 pounds of salmon or chicken with 2 sides.

@aeon_toad @itspabloaguilar Miss you too king 😭

@samdoane0 @itspabloaguilar i miss u king

How’s everyone doing

@svddenstache And the fact that TC Carson is coming back??? Absolutely unreal

I know it’s a ways out but I’m genuinely so excited about this I could throw up. I was jumping around and barking over this announcement. The OG trilogy is just so special to me man 🥹🥹

@samdoane0 just in time for vday

@snack_butt_ You get it 😎

@aeon_toad @grantmeaglizzy I have one!

@grantmeaglizzy ditto

My tattoo artist continues to work his magic

I know I’m late to the party but I’m about to ride the pelosi tracker until I die. The fact that you can copy any politicians investments and have a ~260% all time up is crazy btw

@LovesickLesBEEn Thank you!!!! I’m so stoked with how this turned out!!!

@samdoane0 What the actual fuck THIS IS SO SICK OMFGGGGGGGG I LOVEEEEEEE

I finally got more work done, I cannot wait for this to be finished 🙌🏻

If anyone is feeling some Rufus vibes, check this out youtu.be/BDwAlto-NKU?si…

Ya boy is sitting at a crisp 265lbs! Wth!!

“Hey you can use my car, but my registration expired 3 years ago and I don’t have insurance so just watch out” wtf man absolutely not 😂

Does everyone’s grandparents keep shit in the fridge that expired 5’000 years ago or is that just mine

So having seen Pawsa 5 times in the past month and a half I’ve been collecting new ID’s like Pokémon. Do I share with the class??…AHHHH fuck it here’s another thread:

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If anyone has any cool geometric tattoos out there can you show me??

Here’s some Thailand and moo Deng for you :)