Sam Falls

Welp, this aged poorly.

If @neilhimself, @RealGDT, and @pattonoswalt just sat around and talked about monsters and comics and shit, the internet would explode. I would sell my soul for that podcast.

@dev_lemons can you cover Colleen Ballinger's horrible apology song in Eminem's voice pls?

@Lillygotdembuns Have you seen the movie Underwater?

I firmly believe that whatever happens to you at the bottom of the ocean is your own fault for going where humans should not be

Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat piloting a chef.

Using tail butt plugs for flag football.

@laineonline Wholesome

today i taught my grandma how to use her dvd player and how to text people gifs

@elonmusk Oh damn well ya just fucked that up, cuz now if we taunt you for getting ratio'd, it's technically kink-shaming.

It’s kinda flattering to be insulted on this site tbh

@laineonline Thank you. Yes.

just a reminder that if you're trans, you dont have to have known you were trans as a kid. you dont have to have "always known" to be valid. if you're trans now, that's all that matters

Pick me up and shake me until I die please.

@EthanSchmidtFan You walk like a toddler who just went potty all by himself for the first time.

You're being a moderate to severe pain in my ass.

They told me it's impossible to sleep on Adderall because it makes you so focused. Well I just channeled all that focus into falling asleep and now I'm lucid dreaming like it's an Olympic sport and I'm goin for gold babyy.

Gordon Ramsay: [Screams critique loudly] Fainting goat: [Faints] Gordon Ramsay: [Tosses his hands into the air and sighs, exasperated]

@jasminericegirl Hulu and do me

HBO and show hole

netflix and chill is over it's time to hbo max and climax

@nickisnotgreen I'd watch you play Elden Ring fs. Like multiple playthroughs and shit.

@Lillygotdembuns Sometimes I honestly think it's a pretty radical mindset to think a single, regular dose of any drug could permanently ruin your brain. Bath salts maybe. Meth, yeah I guess. But one dose of shrooms giving you eternal madness...nah that's fucking cap.

Yes be careful as in have another person around, be in a clear head space, and research, but its not like this!!!!

I place my hands into my mouth and rip my head open to reveal I was being piloted by a Furby this whole time.

@knifepit I woke up from a falling dream around 2 years old. That's one of the reasons why I changed my name to Falls

how far back can y'all remember? my earliest memory is super short and vague so I barely count it but I was like 2???? then I have a good handful of memories as far back as 3 years old and I remember lots of shit starting around 4

@ZullieTheWitch I miss them.

What's your opinion on tailcuts, especially later games not having them? For newer players, tailcuts were a mechanic in Dark Souls 1 where attacking the tail of certain enemies would lead to cutting it off, rewarding you a unique weapon. It was likely inspired by Monster Hunter.

@Lillygotdembuns I'm sCREAMIING

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