Sam Formby

When you’ve just tidied your bedroom and you’re waiting to show your mum and dad

Bruno Fernandes has the best assist catalogues I think I’ve ever seen. x.com/UTD_Maddox/sta…

🚨 FIXTURE 🚨 Sunday 9th November come along and support the boys as we entertain Westville FC from Sheffield 🤝 The two-time Lincolnshire County Champions will represent the area in the last 64 of the National Sunday FA Cup in what is sure to be a fantastic game 🏆 #UTH 🔴

Benjamin Sesko vs Brighton You can compare him to Isak of Gyokeres or whoever for G/A but I’ve been really impressed by Sesko’s all-round game. The assist today was exactly what we were lacking last season #MUFC x.com/ta61897/status…

Club announcement incoming. 🐺 🐟 🦢 🦊 🐦 #UTH 🔴

🚨 The Donald Trump administration records a third straight month of zero illegal immigration into the US. @Keir_Starmer , you’re a disgrace.

We travel to Grimsby in the second round of the Carabao Cup 🏆

Oasis and Grimsby vs Man United in the same year, just doesn’t get any better

@JoeCrowther_98 @Jukeyz Get us in

@Jukeyz @samformby8

Who the best amateur player with a 1.5 K/D and under?

P20 W17 D3 L0 Humberston FC - Invincibles Trophy lift and celebrations pending tomorrow #UTH 🔴

Scruffy bastard couldn’t get a grip of himself to earn his place at his boyhood club. Fuck your nostalgia and memories off. In a dark period where Manchester United needed players like him to step up, he arsed around Carrington then fucked off to Birmingham. Good riddance 👍🏻

That drop of the shoulder at the end 😂😂

📸👀 Lisandro Martínez on Instagram

Jay Cartwright in the caravan lounge

Manuel Ugarte leaving Manchester Airport car park at 1:30am last night 🤣 via @ManUtdMEN

Ratcliffe and Rashford when they meet

ADMIN POST. Resign @Keir_Starmer

“Fucking hell Patrice don’t do that”

Sir Jim cramming them in the toilet cubicle when the ticket inspector is coming round to save money