Sam B Griswold

WOMEN LIKING GREY SWEATPANTS IS A PSYOP THEY JUST WANT TO KNOW WHICH OF THE MALES HAVE SUPERIOR BLADDER CONTROL

@BobsFunGirl It was so special. Made me feel like I was a kid in the green room again.

@samgrizzy Your dad sent me your instagram post about that night and I burst into tears when you described them falling right back into their rhythm. THANK YOU, Sam. It was beautifully said. They were magic. They were golden. This loss is almost too big for me to bear right now.

I used to go into the station every day before school. Bob was my work dad. I got to see my favorite duo reunited while receiving the Kurt Vonnegut Humor Award. Seeing them so effortlessly slip back into their old banter was a joy. I’ll miss you Bob.

According to my wife’s reaction, “I’m gonna get all up in there and find those eggs” was not a great Easter pick up line.

I’m never a pro layoff kind of guy, but everyone at Amazon who thought Alexa Plus was a good plan needs to be fired and not allowed to have ideas ever again.

I realized I was getting old when I noticed that up and coming bands had been influenced by my favorite band’s later albums.

I believe people can change because in college 90% of my personality was How I Met Your Mother references and I’ve been a completely different person ever since someone pointed that out and shattered that glass for me.

Today in 1990 Nelson Mandela was released from prison. He would go on to become the president of South Africa, a phenomenon known as the Mandela Effect.

Me in 2009 when I bring a lady back to my room and put on Transatlanticism to set the mood:

@Bonnaroo Please not at the same time as Turnstile. 🙏

the dare meets the farm? that's what's up 😎

WOW. Tom wears a red shirt to support his daughter’s school winning the football championships but couldn’t be bothered to put on a purple shirt when the NYU Violets were number 1 in fencing.

It’s such a rough news day that this genuinely might be the number one story tomorrow.

don’t let your wife tell you you can’t eat bolognese with a spoon it’s just Italian chili

@RomeovilleKid And just off the heels of the commentators saying the O line has been doing their job…

Justin Herbert’s life is danger out there. And I want to say I’m kidding, but ummmmmmm, this is scary.

If Stockholm Syndrome isn't real then explain why I like Geese all of the sudden.

Do any of these apps have an “I’ve have a medical emergency so I now can’t go on this ski trip so please stop showing me ads for ski things that you somehow mined from my data even though I never searched for ski related things” button? Because these ads are bumming me out.

#Colts fans, it’s halftime!!! You know the drill. How are you feeling?! Let me know, but GIFS ONLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

@TheFestiveOwl Fine with the change, but it does seem like it takes away one of the “perks” of VIP in being able to see THAT from the lounge area.

Some Bonnaroo map updates today…with one major move worth mentioning: • That Tent is relocating within Centeroo and will now sit opposite the What Stage for the first time ever in 2026 — using the mainstage field and surrounding space more than ever before, including for late nights. • For those asking about sound bleed — programming will alternate between the tent and the stage (A/B)…so in theory it shouldn’t be an issue. • The festival has said the move is meant to improve production flow from back of house to the new tent location and open up ingress/congestion in and out of Centeroo. Thoughts?

If the current crop of NFL players had access to Big Head Mode as kids everyone would be wearing the guardian helmets.