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Testimoni jualan-ku.😗

Warganya gotong royong bikin rumah sakit buat Palestina, presidennya ngirim tentara buat bantuin israel.

JLPT N3 then JLPT N2 after a year.... he's so smart for this..... 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

ORANG LUAR NEGERI KE INDONESIA "Hello, where are you from?" "I am from the US." "What are you going to do here?" "Vacation." "Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for a Visa on Arrival." "Here." "Have a nice vacation." *** "Hi, you're late to the online meeting." "Sorry, it's 2 AM here. I have to adjust my schedule." "Where are you now?" "I stay in Bali now. It's cheap, the living cost is only a tiny fraction of my salary. I can save A LOT, and by A LOT I mean A LOOOOT." "Wow, you don't need a work visa for that?" "I just stay in my room. No one knows that I am working. As long as the internet works." "Local tax?" "No, I am on a tourist visa." *** "Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months." "Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave." "Kuala Lumpur? Must be another vacation." "Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that." *** "Hello, where are you from?" "I am from the US." "What are you going to do here?" "Vacation." "Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival." "Here." "Have a nice vacation." *** "Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months." "Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave." "Bangkok? Must be another vacation." "Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that." *** "Hello, where are you from?" "I am from the US." "What are you going to do here?" "Vacation." "Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival." "Here." "Have a nice vacation." *** "It's been almost two years since you stayed in Bali, how is it?" "Amazing, cheap, and tax-free!" ORANG INDONESIA KE LUAR NEGERI "Halo mbak, saya perlu urus visa Schengen buat ke Belanda." "Untuk keperluan apa?" "Saya ada konferensi ilmiah di Rotterdam. Buat S3 saya, wajib hadir presentasi biar papernya bisa terbit." "Oke ini jadwal yang tersedia." "Mesti nunggu 2 bulan?" "Iya mas, penuh soalnya." "Aduh, mepet ya." "Coba dulu aja mas. Ini syarat dokumennya." *** "Kenapa uang tabungannya cuma segini? Mas perlu sekian ratus juta mengendap." "Saya adanya cuma segini." "Mas perlu surat pernyataan gak akan kerja di sana." "Lah, itu surat undangan dari konferensi gak cukup?" "Gak cukup, harus ada tabungan sama pernyataan." "..." *** "Ini tiket pulang pergi juga udah harus ada." "Jadi tiket PP udah harus saya beli, tapi visa belum tentu keluar?" "Iya" "Hah?" "Memang aturannya begitu." "Kalau nanti abis visa keluar gimana?" "Visanya bisa gak keluar." *** "Halo, visa Anda ditolak." "Hah kenapa?" "Kami gak bisa kasih tahu alasannya." "Haduh, terus paper konferensi saya gimana?" "Maaf ya Mas. Saya harus layani antrian selanjutnya."

@Iunatico_feliz done, mayan buat beli mamam

20jt buat 20Orang aja, rt&like done. Semoga Picking people active yet this new year

'seventeen challenge eternity' proven with this and this

✨SO I SAY THANK YOU 2025✨ Elearning error 9987x KAMPUS GAJELAS 999000999x Deadline cuma seminggu 633727x PJ tuweb atpem caper 78999999x Males tugas video 46372x Bayar 150k bayar 150k 999x TUTOR AFK 9999999999x AI detected AI detected 92929x Codingan error mulu ya allah 999x

SEVENTEEN 🤍

@GoodRecom Udah gausah mikirin urusan lendir artis. Fokus ke tingkah laku pemerenta yang makin kesini makin ngaco. Terakhir, melalui tangan Haji(ngan) Isam, hutan Papua di buldozer, Masyarakat adat sengsara, Kanguru Pohon dan Kasuari kehilangan habitatnya.

@eursolp ftl mana kak?

@samgyutang hai kak apaka kamu minatt take over member ftl kuh?:' 3+1 baru mulai januari

benci banget sama customer yg apa apa foto bukannya langsung ngomong.

@SeungShine33 berapa kak? dan yg berapa bulan?

he will never be forgotten

#ShinMinAh #ShinMinA #KimWooBin From this To this

🖤: kalau ada 9 nyawa, mau sama mu saja, ini dada isinya kamu semua, apakah ini jatuh cinta? (( if i had nine lives, I’d still choose to spend them all with you. My chest (heart) is full of you, is this what falling in love feels like?)) and then he got all shy😭

gue juga ga mau kali kaya gini wkwk.

capek overthinking. capek.

bagus dah kalo ilfeel. tujuan gua emang kan.

@melvalines kak cdmmm