Sam Harris

@WhyteleafeEagle An hour in pisa on an early flight too.

If you’re flying to Florence expect at least an hour to get through immigration 😡😡

@TCPalacePod I was in. In a rickety old scaffold stand. The whole thing shook when we scored. Then I got hit on the way out by the scum (no goaded) and palace piled onto him. He went to court. What a day. 😂

It’s 20 years since Palace beat Brighton 3-2 at the Withdean Stadium.👌 Jobi McAnuff’s late winner sparked wild scenes in the away end! 🤪 The afternoon will also be remembered for Dougie Freedman scoring his 100th & 101st goals for Palace. 💯 #CPFC

@BearCPFC Absolute joke. I piped up. On the cpfc fb post about this and there was a pile on 'seems reasonable, don't know how lucky you are' blah blah. My point was no way we'll sell out which is what we want & need. Then shop/box office. League 2 at best.

I see not many are jumping at the chance to pay £40 a ticket for our Conference League games 😅 doesn’t look like bundle sales went too well either…….

@ElectoralCommUK @CraigShetesmith @panoparker They are clearly 'tellers' bullying neieve voters. They shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a station.

@CraigShetesmith @panoparker Returning Officers in some areas employed extra polling station staff to act as greeters in some polling stations to welcome voters, remind them they need to show photo ID, and help speed up the voting process.

If you’re voting in Finchley today there’s a conservative representative blocking the entrance to the polling station. They are asking to see a poll card, which you don’t require in order to vote today. Walk straight past them and make your vote.

@TheSpineRace Second place @lucygoss currently on a detour. Is that a mistake or have been runners directed that way?

Claire Bannwarth remains 1st female in the #spinerace and is matching Jasmin Paris’ CR pace. Jack Scott is 1st male/open and around 26 miles - a marathon - ahead of that CR pace 👀 Damian Hall, Konrad Rawlik & Doug Zinis are also ahead of the record. This could be an EPIC finish.

@BenColeyGolf Got him at 70s top 12 on SB after a solid 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 open. He's looked so so solid after two shake starts. His putting is something else. Also got straka at 140s and TK @ 45s. Incredible weekend.

Harman winning by miles is obviously a big surprise regardless of the specifics, but to do it having been +2 through 4 on Saturday and +2 through 5 on Sunday takes it to another dimension in my mind. Outrageous fortitude.

This is one of Lowri's three jobs and here she is explaining what it is and what she does. Proud. 😎

@GwyndafL @lowri_bowen @sarahpjones1 Not a clue what gave you that idea?! 🧐

@lowri_bowen @sarahpjones1 @samharrisesq You've done Ironman, @samharrisesq?

West is best (and lumpy!) @sarahpjones1 @samharrisesq

@forest7173 @lowri_bowen @sarahpjones1 First ride since imw I think nutty! 🙈

@lowri_bowen @sarahpjones1 @samharrisesq Smiler taking it serious with a race number

This guy is something else..... ♥️

@wilkes66 Sir Don. Where can I purchase these from pls?! Can't see on website.

David’s just bought another really expensive rucksack @CrapTri 😬🤣

@RichBow78 @CrapTri 👋🏽 Gang. In. 😂

@CrapTri I am betting heavily on @samharrisesq

Hey Cr@ppers !! Who’s in !? #IMWales2023

@AngharadJames16 @dafyddiwan Roll on tomorrow night, huge game. My kids have made a banner for the evening. Straight outta Brynconin. 😎

Best.Day. Diolch @dafyddiwan .

@CathFluffybob1 @lowri_bowen @sirbenfro789 @CrapTri Sri Lankan take away actually. 😂

@lowri_bowen @sirbenfro789 @CrapTri @samharrisesq Dominos for finish

HUGE shout out to the organisers, Marshall’s, volunteers of the #TourdePembs cycle today. Absolutely top drawer. Huge amount of fun esp seeing so many @CrapTri around too 😍😍

@WelshTriathlon For clarity as it isn't clear from the link, what level of membership is required to gain free entry to the sprint pls?

Thanks to our friends at Activity Wales Events, if you sign up for Welsh Triathlon Membership in the month of May, you can have a free entry* into the Fishguard Sprint Triathlon or Fishguard Swim on the weekend of (17th-19 June 2022). Find out more here; welshtriathlon.org/news/opportuni…

@imandyparr @CrapTri Is Beany in?!

@imandyparr @CrapTri @Johng11 is in too! Flip me. Dreading it. And just tried on my new crap top. Stuffed sausage. 😂

@imandyparr @CrapTri Yer. I'm in for the 105m and also need to get to the start by bike taking it to at least 135 miles. Pray4me. 😂

@fpl_tactician What app is this for future predictions please? Not seen this.

Predicted to score 115-120 points in DGW36 with TC on Trent. Seen Bench Boosters predicted to score about 10 or so more. Hopefully many playing BB will have taken a few hits leading up to the week and with a couple of benchings, I shouldn’t be disadvantaged.

@RebeccaVinny I've told my kids if palace win a cup I'd get a tattoo of the badge on my arse (thinking it'll never happen). And then this tweet pops up. Majestic Rebecca. 😂