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#1 samir

@samir

I tour wild homes. also @zillowgonewild and @kalesalad. I'm an account on the internet

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#1 samir@samir·4d

I tour wild homes!! Please check out my latest and subscribe so I can travel and tour more please!! Here’s my latest where I toured a 68,000 sq ft home in Alabama that was recently bought for $4.8 million youtube.com/watch?v=VSN2Pu…

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#1 samir@samir·18m

I’ve never seen this before in a listing

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#1 samir@samir·1h

I like that the baseball stadium has an address

J. Mangual@MLBShotsFired

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

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#1 samir@samir·1h

It's May 4th and the fact that I didn't see any It's Gonna Be May memes means we are finally a normal society or the complete opposite

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#1 samir@samir·13h

Joe Burrow sounds like Punxsutawney Phil’s big city cousin

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#1 samir@samir·14h

What size belt is that? 38?

Talia Baia@taliaontv

Big Burrow Energy 🔥

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#1 samir@samir·14h

I’d like to think he has a long sheet and cuts off a tie whenever he needs one

Robert F. Kennedy Jr@RobertKennedyJr

Starling rescue today at Dulles Airport.

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#1 samir@samir·14h

I don’t get where we went wrong with society to want the replacement home over the original

My Mixtapez@mymixtapez

The iconic house from the TV show Drake & Josh is now gone. After 20 years, it was torn down and replaced with a new modern-style home.

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#1 samir@samir·15h

is there a reason my iphone needs to feel like its having a heart attack when i use low power mode

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#1 samir@samir·16h

@TheStalwart Have you ever been to Mazzios? Best pizza and ranch of all time

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Joe Weisenthal@TheStalwart·18h

Chicago pizza, NY pizza, Tulsa pizza

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#1 samir@samir·16h

@senatorshoshana noooooooo

Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥@senatorshoshana·18h

"Hello I would like to welcome you aboard Bryan Air. While you're boarding, I would like to tell you about my wife's..."

Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 tweet media

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@elonmusk buy Spirit Airlines and rename it Bryan Air and find someone named Bryan to be CEO

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#1 samir@samir·17h

@nazzobetweeting I’d like to assume

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nazzo@nazzobetweeting·17h

are these the same minions that broke into the scientology building

emily ⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚@lightsuprryy

The minions have made it to yankee stadium

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#1 samir@samir·19h

@elonmusk buy Spirit Airlines and rename it Bryan Air and find someone named Bryan to be CEO

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#1 samir@samir·20h

Tina Fey, Timothée Chalamet, Kylie Jenner

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#1 samir@samir·20h

since f1 is on apple tv now do they like use different cameras or something. is it actually prettier or is this a placebo

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#1 samir@samir·20h

purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka

Zillow Gone Wild 🏡@zillowgonewild

I AM SORRY I don’t have more photos of this but here’s a Japanese inspired pagoda boathouse that was featured on the cover of Lake Minnetonka Boathouses (I can’t believe that’s a magazine, of course this would be featured on it) and has 1.98 acres and 267 feet of frontage. CL for only $5,995,000

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#1 samir@samir·1d

Don’t show this to Bryan Johnson

All day Astronomy@forallcurious

🚨: Chinese biologist Hongmei Wang seeks to extend women's fertile life by making menstruation occur every 3 months. Which would theoretically preserve more eggs and extend the fertile period.

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#1 samir@samir·1d

RIP Ask Jeeves

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#1 samir@samir·2d

Why do mansions have so many bathrooms?! I see this question asked the most when I show a mansion with a lot of bathrooms. So here’s your answer.

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Spirit airlines is going to probably shut down. Tell me your most insane Spirit flight story

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#1 samir@samir·2d

are u prepared with a generac home generator

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