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hey I released a blank song that will play 1st so that *one* song won’t play every time u plug ur phone into ur car
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#1 samir
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#1 samir
@samir
I'm an account on the internet. also @zillowgonewild and @kalesalad and celebrity home shopping
New York City Katılım Şubat 2010
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This seems far to hit a wiffle ball? Or is it not so bad
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡@zillowgonewild
Fellas, what’s stopping you from having your own Wiffleball Fenway Park like this home in Placerville, CA
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@samir This is the best wrap up I read today. Can’t believe I didn’t know about this. Great story.
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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I can’t wait for this to become a CVS
Midwest Modern@JoshLipnik
Bank of America (1972) in Tucson, AZ designed by architect Wenceslao Sarmiento
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@8rq44zt2kk Not trying to be just wondering why we can’t turn more of them off? Is it a security issue or something
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Looks like I’m moving to the mayors house
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor
If you own a home with a basement, attic, or backyard, chances are you’ve thought about using it to earn a little extra income or as space for a loved one. We want to make it as easy (and affordable) as possible for you to do that. NYC recently legalized ADUs — but for too many New Yorkers, they’re still tied up in bureaucracy and expense. We're fixing that. Our new toolkit at nyc.gov/aduforyou includes preapproved building plans and a financing calculator so you can get right to building. If we want New York to remain a city for everyone, we have to make it easier for homeowners to stay here. ADU for You will do just that.
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Oscar madness in the foreground, Church where I took my second Improv class in the background. That was a good class. #oscars
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Finally. Nothing worse than spending like $50,000,000 on a penthouse and having to use the pool everyone else uses
The Wall Street Journal@WSJ
The 66th-floor units at the Residences at Mandarin Oriental, Miami, will each have private pools. on.wsj.com/41gPeKF
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