Sam Johnson

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knee-deep in the passenger seat or whatever

“Young men need a space where they can act traditionally masculine.” Mosh pits. “And express their emotions in a healthy way.” Mosh pits. “Where they can find community.” Mosh pits. “Somewhere they can gain a basic understanding of consent.” *STARTS DOING WINDMILLS*

HOW HIGH WAS THE MF MAKING MY CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCH BC WHAT IS THIS SHIT 🤣😭

@MatLeeKnowles Shant giddyup enuff

MICRO POETRY CHALLENGE! A Haiku is 5-7-5 syllables but what about 5-7-5 letters...?

if democrats want to win ever again they need to stop saying garbage like this immediately

fact check: yes you can

don’t trust a woman 2 run the country but need ya gf to do all ya job applications

the 2016 primaries

Worth repeating all the time that it sucks ass to live in a country that hates women this much

I'm not doomering, but I am pissed. Dems ran a tepid, more-of-the-same, "but we're not the other guy" campaign, completely botched Israel-Palestine, should have pulled Biden WAY earlier and still cant handle Trump. Absolutely embarrassing we are in the position we're in.

I produce all my TV shows on my own dime and offer them to public television stations for free. I support public broadcasting, and you should, too.

The single worst thing about Trump to me will always be how much he's changed people. I've watched friends and relatives become entirely new, worse people in the wake of his political rise. Like it's not merely that he's a terrible guy, it's that he's ruined people.