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A record deal: Ravens free-agent punter Jordan Stout reached agreement today with the Giants on a three-year, $12.3 million deal that makes him the NFL’s highest-paid punter and reunites him with his former head coach John Harbaugh, per ESPN sources. The deal cannot be signed until Wednesday.

@JeffPassan rigged

BREAKING: Star outfielder Kyle Tucker and the Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a free agent contract, sources tell ESPN.

Right-hander Dylan Cease and the Toronto Blue Jays are in agreement on a seven-year, $210 million contract, pending a physical, sources tell ESPN. The defending American League champions get one of the best arms on the free agent market.

@GoGetEmGoose learn to hit a fastball

Anyone been to Liars in Barrie? What a layout. Also, why the hell am I in Barrie?

@GoGetEmGoose your celebrating my birthday you fat piece of lard

CAME. TO. PLAY. #lightsupletsgo

eat my dick yankees

@FriedgeHNIC post the return

Mitch Marner has been traded to Vegas

@FriedgeHNIC get on your shit and post the contract

Toronto is signing John Klingberg