Sam Downing

@TalkCPFC @CPFC @EmiratesFACup Why does no one respect a clean sheet anymore? Games gone mad

It finishes level meaning we'll be heading to a replay to settle the tie 🤝 #CPFC | @EmiratesFACup

If I die in the Russia-Ukraine conflict in war I will never get to fully understand wearing a hoodie in the gym

Is it fair to say that Oh Il-nam has quite literally lost his marbles #SquidGame #episode6

To whoever hacked Facebook: are you familiar with something called "student loan companies"?

Thank you @CPFC ❤️💙🦅

- Eze (23), Olise (19), Guehi (21), Mitchell (21), Ferguson (20) will be the heart of Palace's team for years to come. Some really exciting transfer business, plus Saïd Aïgoun in to specifically help the transition from academy to first team. Feels very exciting... #CPFC

@BBCR1 shout-out the Braemar Bulldogs for their first point of the 5 a side season

@caiusnichos It happens mate, nothing worrying about a bit of CO diffusing in your room, crack open a few windows mate x

Woke up to the carbon monoxide alarm going off and it was making me dizzy Switched it off and back to bed, currently feeling drowsy

@OfficialFPL clean sheet for losing 1-0, sort it out I’ve got a lot riding on this

As if meeting up in such numbers wasn’t bad enough, at least don’t ruin the park in the process? Are people in this country ever going to stop littering?

BREAKING NEWS: Good Morning Britain beat BBC Breakfast in the ratings yesterday for the first time. My work is done. 😎

@CPFC @CEO4TAG for all the great things the club is doing off the pitch, it’s time you focused on creating a half decent squad now.

Haven’t seen anyone in so long that it’s quite nice to see on everyone’s Insta story who’s with who this valentine’s

@PeteyPlastic @EpicGames @TMOALimited is this an issue for you? Unregistered Design right infringement?

Being that I’m an official Fortnite creator with @EpicGames I’m honestly hella salty they made a character extremely similar to my appearance. Like almost a carbon copy down to the bracelet... At least name the skin after me or something

@AskPS_UK “Cannot connect to the server within the time limit”. Keep getting this error code when connecting to my router. Other consoles in my house connecting fine but mine isn’t. I’ve tried changing dns primary and secondary servers and it still comes up with it. Help?

@HarveyOHagan Say nothing 😶

@harrietgreenham Okay but do you even lift bro?

Brace yourself - the “my Xmas dinner is better than yours” competition is imminent