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@masibanda_ Kasi vakabuditsa mari dzemuhomwe here

Today I spent a whole day Ndiri KuParirenyatwa Haa President vakusota ndafara chose,manurses afara😩😩

@aime_mwizaa So sorry im maried

He doesn’t smoke 🚭 He doesn’t drink He doesn’t chase girls He doesn’t party He doesn’t gamble He doesn't cheat 😔 😔 Where can I find him?🎲😭

@NBCNews These guys go through a lot maybe he is loosing his faculties 🤠

An off-duty Secret Service officer was arrested in Miami-Dade County, Florida on charges of indecent exposure after allegedly masturbating in a hotel hallway, according to a police affidavit. nbcnews.com/politics/trump…

@KingK0N0 @CrimeWatchZW An eye for an eye a tooth for a jaw🤣

@CrimeWatchZW Marondera council once closed water for ZETDC, then in reply, Zesa turned off their power for arrears. Eventually, council folded because they had more premises without power.

A ZETDC vehicle was clamped by Harare City parking marshals right in front of their own offices.

@masibanda_ Definately

Let’s go👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿

@masibanda_ No

@osmaseko @daddyhope Yakangoitwa wani 2017

@daddyhope Ramaphosa is the President of the Government of South Africa which doesnt support coups anywhere in the world. The Government made a statement about this trip as a working visit. To frame this as though it was a private trip is mischievous.

Hopes of a military coup against President Emmerson Mnangagwa, led by his vice president, General Constantino Chiwenga and his associates, have reportedly been quashed after sources say that South African President Cyril Ramaphosa assured his Zimbabwean counterpart that South Africa will not countenance any unconstitutional removal of a president in Zimbabwe. Today, President Emmerson Mnangagwa met with Ramaphosa in Harare, where he was received by Mnangagwa alongside businessmen Wicknell Chivayo and Kudakwashe Tagwirei, before the two leaders and the two businessmen flew on a one hour helicopter trip together to Mnangagwa’s farm, Precabe, in Kwekwe. They toured the farm, where the South African president was shown Mnangagwa’s Ankoli cattle and fish breeding pools. When they reached the ostriches, Ramaphosa is said to have remarked, in a pointed and politically loaded statement, that “nothing and nobody will remove my elder brother from power unconstitutionally.” The remark was made in the presence of members of the delegation accompanying the two leaders. “The owner of these ostriches will be president until 2030 if Parliament says so,” Ramaphosa is further reported to have said, reinforcing his assurance to Mnangagwa and those present. The two leaders then went into a four-hour closed-door meeting, where they were joined by Tagwirei and Chivayo. The meeting was described as highly personal and private, with even the president’s spokesperson, George Charamba, excluded from the delegation for today’s visit. Sources familiar with the discussions say Ramaphosa made it clear that South Africa would neither support nor recognise a military coup against Mnangagwa. Those within Mnangagwa’s inner circle were reportedly buoyant after the engagement, interpreting Ramaphosa’s position as a significant reinforcement of regional backing. They believe that, with South Africa’s stance now aligned with that of countries such as Tanzania, Mozambique, Zambia, and, more recently, Botswana, where Chivayo travelled in recent days, Mnangagwa has effectively strengthened his position and insulated his presidency within the region against any potential coup attempt. What was significant today is that South African President Cyril Ramaphosa’s trip to Zimbabwe, which I broke last night, was not an official bilateral state engagement conducted at the level of heads of state. It was a private trip, and sources in Pretoria say that many people in the president’s office, and indeed within DIRCO, the foreign affairs department of South Africa, were not aware of it. President Cyril Ramaphosa is now back in South Africa after the short visit to Zimbabwe.

@OnesimusKufazv1 @PacheduZW No zvinenge zvango fanana munenge matomu capture sezvakaitwawo avo

@PacheduZW We should teach these influencers a lesson so that we push them out of relevance in the new Zimbabwe, we will even do a go fund for Winky D to release new songs against these influencers every week

ED and his associates have availed a huge war chest on CAB propaganda. In the coming days we will see many influencers, musicians, journalists, students, lawyers etc manufacturing narrative on behalf of Zanupf. Figures of $50,000 and $80,000 are being thrown around.

@PacheduZW When they say selling your soul to the devil

@ManUtdInPidgin Hello

Bro to Bro: build your Football x account now Just say “hello” and gain 600 Man United fans here. ❤️

@Brian___Jethro Kungotsvaga mfesi wako oisa tsvukukuviri nepa si pe door munhu ojambira pamubhedha full stop

Panotoda munyati musvinhu kuti munhu abve on that chair 😅

@masibanda_ Number4

Parents which uniform is okay for our daughters?

@Zichivhu @BigMamo_ Why do you hate your own to the extend of lying those deodorant youre talking about cost only a $ in zim and are found everywhere #zimutengesi

@BigMamo_ Note carefully: the use of deodorant in Zim is a class issue; it's a class marker. Peasant Zimbos or working-class urban types do not consider deodorant to be a necessity :))

This was a very clean beautiful, tall dark very wealthy Chartered accountant with multiple businesses aside who afforded luxury of deodorant and all types of expensive colognes so with your narrative of Zimbabwean men smelling, I honestly wouldn't know because I only dated one Zimbabwean Man not multiple. It's hard to give you the review that you're hoping and looking for.

@thenihiin Women

Women dea| with periods, pregnancy, and menopause… What do men deal with? 🤔

@Brian___Jethro Dai kurwadziwa kwe brain kwaipengesa mungadai murimukati me bin riya rekuitwa official opening na chinamasa kwa rusape

So Bagga bought his wife a Suzuki? Honestly, it's a bit embarrassing to see how broke some of our top artists in Zimbabwe really are. A big name like him buying a 2017 Suzuki model? Zvinekakunyadzisa mukati izvi 🤦🏿‍♂️

@Ndi_Muvenda_ Please were are they found and take me there

@DivineBiba @mrwtffacts An eye for an eye , a tooth for a jaw😅

@mrwtffacts I dont think her actions were acceptable. To burn someone alive is an atrocity and renders the mother a perpetrator of even greater evil than the rapist.

In 1998, a 13-year-old girl was abducted and raped at knifepoint in Alicante, Spain. The rapist, 63-year old Antonio Cosme, was sentenced to 9 years in jail. 7 years later, in 2005, the victim's mother, María del Carmen García, was waiting at a bus stop when she saw a man approaching. "How's your daughter doing?" the man asked with a smirk on his face. It was her daughter's rapist. Antonio was out on day release. Enraged by what had just happened, Maria ran to the nearest store, purchased 1.5 litres of gasoline, and walked into the bar that Antonio had just entered. She doused him head-to-toe with gasoline, lit him up, and stood back and calmly watched as her daughter's rapist burned alive in front of her eyes. Maria was sentenced to 9.5 years in jail for her act of revenge, but was released in 2018 after serving 5.5 years. Today, she lives freely in Spain after being reunited with her daughter.

@tafimhaka Enos chikowore minister pf public works

🧵 Zimbabwe’s 20 Worst Cabinet Members since Independence in April 1980 Rated — From the merely useless to the utterly destructive. 1/ At the bottom — Emmerson Mnangagwa (1/10). Gukurahundi massacres in the 80s. Congo looting in the 90s. Civilian killings in 2008, 2018 and 2019. Botched elections. Economic fiascos. Gold Mafia scandal. Nepotism — gave ministerial posts to his son and nephew. Zimbabwe’s worst minister, worst vice president, worst president. Corrupt, violent, ruthless. The butcher of Zimbabwe’s democracy.