Sam

@failmoder wait didn't you JUST get a banger today? The boymoder comic thingy

@samnms I would be an optics nuke unfortunately and also the amount of them i make is inversely proportional to the amount of people who actually interact (unless i pull another manufactured banger)

My tl fucking sucks where’s the ttttwitter

@failmoder also how many people that post on ciis lesbian adjacent threads do you think are actually cis?

@failmoder also I've seen, like, 4 tripfaggers that have posted recently that would be candidates for a random guess, but I'm guessing that that would be too easy

i have a crush

@failmoder this place fucking sucks

@failmoder hopping on the board for the first time in this entire year just to investigate.

@samnms then the hint shall go unseen

@failmoder fair.

@samnms I shan't, it would be uncouth to reveal my croomf(s)

@failmoder I don't use the board enough (or at all) to care about tripfagging

@samnms one of them is another tripfag though

@failmoder @mtfailure also the last tweet was on my birthday how funny is that

@failmoder @mtfailure I’ll be sure to keep that in mind.

@failmoder what’s the priv again?

@failmoder I forget you even have a priv, it never appears on my tl

@failmoder also your pfp always just looks like milk-chan with a big ass mouth going through the middle of her head from afar like this robot I forgot the name of

@failmoder aw man…

@failmoder if only my timeline had a bazillion of your me and who posts…

@samnms Gomenasorry

ughhhhh how do I tweet gems my mind is full of coal

i understand

@fatdumbchuf we were never meant to go on this path… this is a punishment by the gods for our past lives…

why the fuck does everyone have a smaller waist smaller ribcage and wider hips than me it’s just unbelievable