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Full time: Rollies 7-1 Billingham Eventful morning - 30 min delay to fill a few divots in. Get well soon @lukehague_ 👊 Goalscorers @JonnyParr ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ @samnotman🚀 @Mattyy_Wilson @ryantunstall96 🙌 Assists @JonnyParr 🎯🎯🎯 @Mattyy_Wilson 🎯🎯 @DannyyyRaww 🪄 @Deanstacey1

@lukehague_ Highlight of my career

@samnotman Best assist springa park seen

When the Assist is better than the Goal. A Thread 🧵

@lukehague_ 😮‍💨😮‍💨 ridiculous

@CFC_Osmaan @samnotman

Due to a double booking - we are now looking for a team to play Sunday (21st) We have a pitch and a ref sorted 👍

@lukehague_ @Deanstacey1 @utdforever7 @ManUtd @premierleague Snake

@Deanstacey1 @utdforever7 @ManUtd @premierleague @samnotman

🚨🔴🗣️Robin van Persie when asked about where he considers himself at home: "For me, only Manchester United is home, they gave me my first PL championship and applauded even when I scored against United in Europa League with Fenerbarçe.’’ #MUFC ‘’As for Arsenal, the fans here are willing to give up my shirt even though I have devoted 8 years to the club. I really don't want to go there again." #Arsenal The child came home a bit late.❤️🔴

@lukehague_ @AniUTD @Deanstacey1 👍🏻

@AniUTD @Deanstacey1 @samnotman

Days since last trophy for English clubs: Man City - 16 West Ham - 213 Man Utd - 315 Liverpool - 603 Chelsea - 694 Leicester - 967 Arsenal - 1,254

@adamhall17 @itvracing @FrankieDettori @thadygosden Weapon 😮‍💨😮‍💨

@itvracing @FrankieDettori @thadygosden @samnotman

Timed to perfection! 👌 Inspiral comes from way back to win the Maker's Mark Breeders' Cup Filly & Mare Turf 🥇 #ITVRacing | #BC23 | @FrankieDettori | @thadygosden

FULL TIME: Rolling Mills 3-0 Ushaw Moor The lads are into the next round of the Heart Foundation Cup 🏆 Goalscorers: @romanalvarez01 @Mattyy_Wilson ⚽️⚽️🚀 Assists: @Mattyy_Wilson @samnotman 🎯🎯 MOM: @Mattyy_Wilson 🌟 #UTR

FULL TIME: Rolling Mills 6-1 Grey Horse Total and utter domination. We could have scored 10+ Goals: @LeeGibbon4 @Deanstacey1 ⚽️⚽️ @AlexOHagan6 @samnotman @_MikeScott_ Assists: @samnotman 🎯🎯 @lukehague_ @AlexOHagan6 @jackmyers #UTR #PleaseBlowEarlyRef

@ryantunstall96 @Rob_Davies_7 @jgnufc1 Delete before anyone sees

@Rob_Davies_7 @jgnufc1 There’s actually some jokes that prevent hay fever, ever heard of Antihista-memes?

@lewisnicho 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The darlo messi with the hair of a pre transplant Rob holding @samnotman

Player of the season goes to our very own captain fantastic ©️ @samnotman ✨

@ryantunstall96 @equinties 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@equinties You are mental @samnotman

Her: pls stop gambling, we’re on holiday ffs Him:

We finally had a game of football! FT: Rolling Mills 6-0 Catterick Goals: @Deanstacey1 ⚽️⚽️ @jackcooper ⚽️⚽️ @_MikeScott_ @PJPark11 🚀🤐 Assists: @_MikeScott_ @andypeacock94 @mikejordison95 @samnotman @LeeGibbon4 🎯🎯 MOM: @andypeacock94 🌟 #UTR

@lukehague_ @CFC_Janty He must have been watching my highlight reels

@CFC_Janty @samnotman learnt from the best

Fabregas assist vs Burnley is probably one of the best assists in Premier league history

@adamhall17 @MaxUTD__ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MaxUTD__ @samnotman

Tearssss😭😭

@adamhall17 @AndyRobsonTips Hahahhhaaha

@AndyRobsonTips @samnotman

Gabriel Jesus when I need him to have a shot on target to land the price boost.

@adamhall17 @ActionNetworkHQ @JoshBravey Backed number 3 last time out, it’s rapid over that distance

@ActionNetworkHQ @samnotman @JoshBravey take my money now

Imagine betting on ostrich racing 😂

Fantastic turnout for our player presentations night in the Athletic Bar. Congratulations to 🏆 First team player of the season @samnotman 🏆 U23 player of the season Ethan Ramm #Ferryhill #Athletic #TheLatics

@adamhall17 @rafayagha Hahahaha triple d

@rafayagha @samnotman planty going viral