sam

Just found out female pokemon trainers make less pokedollars than male

me at my big girl job

I cry when I leave my friends .. I love them so much !! So grateful to love deeply and to have ppl worth crying gratitude tears about .

going to work

kinda obsessed with her like thats my sisterrr

@KianAndrewM can confirm

asking my gf if she wants to split a pizza w me like im on shark tank

“What you doing this weekend” Me: enjoying my rent

here ya go, you gotta utilize that extra vertical space

that’s not just my passenger princess, that’s my big dawg

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you can’t do that anymore

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If you’re looking for something actually worth celebrating this Fourth of July you’re in luck because I have come across some incredible news: IT’S THE CAESAR SALAD CENTENNIAL. Caesar and fries crowd - this is our moment. Don the green on 7/4. It’s only right.

Instead of “Take Your Child To Work Day” there should be a “Take Your Therapist To Work Day” so they can see exactly what you’ve been talking about