Sam

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Sam

@samolsenn

Heinz ketchup enthusiast. Still standing, still stupid. Drink beer & be nice. Selfish & stingy. Insatiable fucking bitch. Wiener Queen of RF.

River Falls, WI Katılım Kasım 2012

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Sam@samolsenn·10h

@leestarr4 @gator_hater77 Do you think it tastes like hotdog water?

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#Baseballpilled84@leestarr4·19h

@gator_hater77 @samolsenn

Dexerto@Dexerto

A Costco hot dog themed bourbon is going viral after being spotted in stores The bottle is labeled “I got that dog in me” and retails for $85.99

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Sam@samolsenn·2d

@gator_hater77 Holy sh!t !!! That's not a want that's a NEED

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Cowboy Curtis@gator_hater77·2d

I usually scoff a such trivial purchases but not this one. @samolsenn you got one of these bad boys yet?

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Sam@samolsenn·4d

@leestarr4 I WILL be asking my mom to get me this for my birthday 🤣

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#Baseballpilled84@leestarr4·4d

@samolsenn I feel like you just need this hat for some reason .

Blake R. Weiner@BlakeWeiner

Hot dog hat gonna go CRAZY

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cumweiser@cumweiser·17 Mar

hey siri are there any bars that serve hotdogs near me?

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Sam@samolsenn·10 Mar

Started poking my friends on Facebook again just to feel something

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Invis🧜‍♀️@invis4yo·7 Mar

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Sam@samolsenn·1 Mar

My house is like a frat house but classy

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first ethical space cowboy@cowboybecsbop·27 Şub

Friday, sunny and 60 degrees outside

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Sam@samolsenn·26 Şub

I gotta go before I die!

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Cole 🧀@colecrawford56·25 Şub

I’m supposed to do my job rn? I’m basically famous.

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Sam@samolsenn·24 Şub

Is it normal to pee in the shower?

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Sam@samolsenn·24 Şub

Road tripping is so silly.. we're going to Nashville for dinner

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Sam@samolsenn·23 Şub

Had dick and a buzz ball for breakfast and it isn't even 7am

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Sam@samolsenn·21 Şub

Nobody driving thru Mississippi right now but me and semis

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Sam@samolsenn·19 Şub

"I cleaned under the nut warmer today" "Is that what you call handjobs in the bathroom?"

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Sam@samolsenn·12 Şub

"Do you guys smoke cigarettes?" "Not regularly" "Only during summer"

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Sam@samolsenn·11 Şub

If it's not in the back of a black f150, I don't want it!

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Sam@samolsenn·11 Şub

Loose box was the most stressful, tight box was the most fun

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Sam@samolsenn·8 Şub

Can dogs commit suicide?

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