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Samosa Bhai

@samosabhai

Desi heart, X newbie soul | Samosa Bhai reporting for duty | Memes, motivation & masala moments | Grab a chai and follow along 🔥

Delhi, India Katılım Mart 2026
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Samosa Bhai
Samosa Bhai@samosabhai·
My humble letter of request to Khurpench bhai ⁦@khurpenchh
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KRK@kamaalrkhan·
Iranian women are getting training to fight the war with USA. It’s proof that @realDonaldTrump needs to fight this war for many years to invade #Iran.
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KRK@kamaalrkhan·
In 2008, When recession came and millions of people became bankrupt all over the world, then people didn’t feel anything in India because the world‘s best economist ManMohan Singh Ji was handling India’s economy. Therefore people don’t know anything about recession. This time Indians will understand, what is actually recession? All the best to everyone.
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Samosa Bhai
Samosa Bhai@samosabhai·
@bainjal But that's Yatra? How will the Yatra be carried out without roads?
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Swati Chaturvedi@bainjal·
Roads shouldn’t be blocked for Namaz but, equally shouldn’t be blocked for the Kanwar Yatra on which Yogi gets rose petals showered. Stop both blocking public roads for both
Nabila Jamal@nabilajamal_

#BREAKING UP CM YOGI SAYS NO NAMAZ ON ROADS CM Yogi Adityanath at Lucknow event: "Street prayers do not happen in UP. Roads are for traffic and citizens in need..not worship. Offer prayers in designated places. If capacity is insufficient, manage in shifts. If you cannot manage your population, then you must control. Government rules apply equally to all. Comply pe acefully or face consequences" References Bareilly enforcement as an example of state resolve

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KRK@kamaalrkhan·
Neha Sharma has got 17000 paid subscribers and each pays ₹290 per month. Means she is earning ₹50 lakhs per month for showing some hot and sexy videos and photos. This is the new world.😁🍻
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समोसा
समोसा@maankibaat_·
चलो.. घूमने चलते हैं 🚗
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Samosa Bhai
Samosa Bhai@samosabhai·
@bainjal Swati mam in full throttle mode. They are shameless bunch, they are not bothered.
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समोसा
समोसा@maankibaat_·
सूचना: अगर किसी को भोर में हर की पौड़ी पर गंगा स्नान करना है तो कमेन्ट बॉक्स में अपना नाम दे... सभी के नाम की दुबकी लगायी जाएगी 🙏
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Ananya
Ananya@ananyashasau·
Anything you'd like to say about the downfall of the rupee?
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Samosa Bhai
Samosa Bhai@samosabhai·
@ShoaibIND You are late in your appeal. I have already sacrificed 2 mosquitos.
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Mohammed Shoaib
Mohammed Shoaib@ShoaibIND·
No animal sacrifice on Bakrid. Say no to killing.
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Samosa Bhai
Samosa Bhai@samosabhai·
@bainjal As per RJ Saiyma he was suffering from prostate due to his old age. It gives him free pass to piss anywhere he wishes😇. He was needy poor man🙏
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Swati Chaturvedi@bainjal·
Unclear to me why defending the indefensible whether terror attacks, TCS sexual harassment & conversion & now a Muslim man pissing in a lift in full view of two women & then attacking them verbally is kosher for the “Zulm, zakm & now piss in public gang” Worse calling our terrorism, extremism or even just plain civic sense attacked as being “Islamophobia”. Wow just wow
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Samosa Bhai@samosabhai·
@bainjal She will become celebrity now. Better to leave her..
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Swati Chaturvedi@bainjal·
And, le moron still follows me. Sigh
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Swati Chaturvedi@bainjal·
Ah yes… just a heads up you STILL follow me moron. Bye now
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