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Hey guys what should I do for my birthday

I’ve never met a woman who said “I regret breaking up with my boyfriend”

His nationality is fucking loser

Get yourself an older woman born between 1998-2001 and settle down.

@RonicMania You gave me my jacket back, I’ll get you your playlist

@samplegals Please I need the throwbacks playlist

Did I win the breakup of my ex blocked me on Apple Music? That’s a crazy play no? I just wanted my playlist I build on your phone. What do I do?

Monday night Monday night Monday night

I just cut an onion and didn’t cry. Am I broken?

@TB83617012 Nice one! I learned her a long time ago playing with my grandpa and he died so I don’t like using it much now. Ranking based on my favourite: Classical Bullet Blitz Rapid Ranking based on my most played: Bullet 1 min Blitz Rapid Classical

@samplegals Ah yes. Getting different pieces developed early and often. I enjoy queens gambit with white and Scandinavian with black. How would you rank these 4 formats? Classical Rapid Blitz Bullet

@samplegals did not know you were a chess gal. What elo do you consider hot?

never trust a horse

@TB83617012 Alright. Everything is a mystery again. Please don’t tell me the earth is flat.

@samplegals You must be…… can confirm I don’t have a lady.

@TB83617012 Also I favour Ruy Lopez

@samplegals Valid…… I’m not quite there, should try to reach it in case a chess lady pops into my life. What are your go to openings

@TB83617012 Have I been thinking you’re someone else this whole time….

@samplegals My lady? This is news to me I have a lady.

Women want one thing and it is to have a book read to them before bed by a man they love

I’ve been gate keeping this but chess.com put me in their wrapped at top .01% of players and it’s time the world knew it

Sorry guys, I just listened to I Only Miss You and Ed saved it all

I’m kinda mad at Megan moroney for falling in love this new album is not giving heartbreak the way she’s best at

@RobbieMcdavid About what at work?

@samplegals Your hired you wanna be an accountant you fit what I’m trying to build…………. No talking about Twitter at work tho

Now that I’m put in charge of hiring people and finding new prospects for my company I’m turning it into the boys club and gonna get all the fellas working together……………….. lmk if you want a spot and what you wanna do