sam ✨

@RegalMovies I think your app is down…can’t access my unlimited account perks / other account features.

Is getting to work and immediately slicing my hand open with a cardboard box a sign that I should just turn around and go home? Asking for me.

@marisssus @REBELOFNYC omg get readyyyyyyyy

@ceciliasrose the most blatant trap i've ever seen but i still want to pet the tummy 😭

you can look but you can’t touch!

@alysoncoletta yessss! iconic!

It’s so nice to officially see this student loan balance say $0 😭 only one more to go!

I know this is all I ever tweet about but I am just SO tired.

I still take photos sometimes.

Every time I think I can't get more exhausted, somehow the universe surprises me and I end up feeling more tired than ever before.

Just realized Marty from Gilmore Girls is also in Rent in the life support group. Also if you see me crying watching Rent today, no you didn’t.

Why are yall so excited about sleeping with Astarion when you can romance Mizora?!?!?

🔥🔥🔥

new year, same all-male headliners

The seasonal depression has a choke hold on me this year.

I have the same haircut as every actor who portrayed a Von Erich brother.

It’s my birthday so I’m manifesting running into Keanu Reeves while he’s in Nashville as a gift.

I would rather sit in silence waiting for a representative than listen to hold music.

Hyping myself up to eat a scorpion whenever I finally get to go to Thailand.

@ScottyBredin Oh god don’t remind me

@sampolonsky Lewis and Niall…

MIKA at Cannery Ballroom 😭