Sam Ranger

Hey @patsharp could you wish my gorgeous friend @samranger a happy birthday please? She’s your biggest fan 💫

Sorry I missed your call. Women on Instagram started posting their most flattering selfies in black and white and calling it an “empowerment challenge” and I threw my phone into the sea.

If anyone asks what privilege is, I’m just going to point them to Jess Glynne complaining she’s been discriminated against because she can’t wear a hoodie while eating £300 sushi in Mayfair.

#BreonnaTaylor🙏🏾

Forgive me, but I feel compelled to speak out. Hubby. I hate that word. In every possible sphincter-twitching way you can hate a word, I hate it. Thank you for your time and consideration.

We laughed when the Fyre Festival happened to other people. Now America is the Fyre Festival.

.@misscherrylala by @tobycoulson and @samranger for @EXITMAGAZINE 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

@MarinaHyde Took a 60 mile drive to test my driving (with my whole family in the car) is almost as good as Pizza Express Woking.

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Why do bras always have tiny little bows on them? Like it could be the most practical grey utilitarian piece of shit bra and it's still covered in tiny dainty bows. It's so infantilising and weird! Even Fenty bras are covered in tiny bows! Who's pushing the tiny bow agenda?!

@dalchodha 😂

When is Twiggy *not* describing life in swinging London. theguardian.com/fashion/2020/m…

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oh my god the ‘loungewear’ emails. Stop!

The shortest @nytimes opinion piece I have seen in a long time #COVID19

Wish I had stockpiled a pet

TWO DECADES OF EXIT COVERS VOLUME FOUR NUMBER TEN SPRING SUMMER 2020 AUDREY MARNEY 🌷 COVER 8 of 10 Talent @AudreyMarnay @IMGmodels Photography Guillaume Roemaet Fashion @samranger #audreymarney #bottegaveneta #ss20 #exitmagazine @BottegaVeneta Purchase tap link in bio 🔗

@dalchodha 😂

Marry me.