Sam 🌈

what's it called when you're very smart but can't remember anything and know literally nothing.

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

Guy next to me at the bar last night watched me pull my beaded wallet out of my ruffley purse and instead of asking to buy me a drink said “Hi I noticed you like textures”

I never said the movie was good. I said I liked the movie. those are two VERY different things

men are soooooooooo hot when they're fictional

For those mad that Bad Bunny will performing mostly Spanish at halftime and won’t understand, we’ve been listening to Pearl Jam for years and still don’t know what Eddie Vedder is saying

tomorrow i’m going to a women’s sports bar here in nyc that is doing a heated rivalry marathon during the super bowl. they’ll be pausing the marathon briefly to stream bad bunny perform at the halftime show in honor of ilya rozanov. this is as god intended.

So apparently white Americans in Minneapolis are putting Mexican flags on their cars so ICE agents waste time pulling them over. They call it ICE fishing. 🤣😂

Idc if my child gay straight trans whatever but i draw the line at becoming a cop. Get out of my house you fucking Fed

I remember how 8 years ago everyone was like wow black mirror is so crazy thank god it’s not real and now every episode has basically happened already

standing on business since 2002 btw

@NefflynBe Sandwiches?? Pasta?! Steak!!!

@rissras @gaialect Omg I forgot about this stuff I miss her I need to find again

@gaialect This is hands down the best lip balm I’ve ever used and will never use another one. I am super picky and this isn’t too minty but fresh enough, glides on vs some thicker ones that kind of pull at your lips..even in the dry seasons I can get away with only applying a couple times

i’m going to sephora right now, what’s a LIP BALM THAT ACTUALLY WORKS???

@gaialect Too Faced Hangover Balm. Life changing

Thinking about when I posted like all of my rave gear for sale and multiple ppl texted me asking me if I was okay LOL

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