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simply a sweet, technological baby with a magic bag

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@archer_rs actually a good lesson to women everywhere — you don’t have to pretend to be interested in something to impress a man. just be confident in yourself.
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RS Archer@archer_rs·
People are often critical of Victoria Beckham but to see this outpouring of emotion here from her as England scores a goal shows her deep connection with both football and the team.
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Larry Bateman@relax_will_ya·
@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Straight in the trash till about day 6 or 7 then he will lick it clean. Its a fact that a human being will eat anything if they get hungry enough. And I do mean anything.
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Crime Net@TRIGGERHAPPYV1·
Inmate shows what they are given for breakfast, lunch and dinner throughout the day in a federal penitentiary
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we’re under attack by lovescape bots rn
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barn-182@barn182·
@TMZ Divorced in less than a year and it creates her magnum opus. The divorce album. The ultimate Taylor as a woman scorned and keeps her relevant while almost pushing 40 in the pop diva world (Britney shaved her head way before that age).
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TMZ@TMZ·
👀 Exclusive: Taylor Swift invitee says wedding ceremony is not at MSG.
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rekinfootball@rekinfootball·
@p0lar_fawn The irony of risking a felony trespassing charge to hang a fortune cookie quote is completely lost on them. Security at the Empire State Building is tighter than a defensive block in injury time, so this just ends in handcuffs long before their message actually resonates.
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@bhangivesuwings @Complex they’ll get bond as soon as they get in front of a judge and they’ll take a plea for no time — prolly wind up with a fine and some community service when it all resolves they’re professional risk takers & free climbers — they definitely calculate the consequences into the stunt
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പറവ🕊🍀@bhangivesuwings·
@Complex Just a bit curious…how quickly can they get out?? They should be living happily together and not in jail🙂
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Complex@Complex·
Angela Nikolau and Ivan Kuznetsov were arrested after climbing the empire state building. The couple was charged with burglary, reckless endangerment, criminal mischief, violation of local laws, possession of burglar's tools, criminal tampering, criminal trespass and disorderly conduct. 📸:GETTY
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@ChiefPappy007 @Complex attention is the purpose — obviously. they’re gonna plea out and get community service and a fine.
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Chief Owokigbe90's@ChiefPappy007·
@Complex All these to propose to her and spend some months or years on prison if serious crimes are charged against you? What's the point actually?
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sam 🫠🪐@samsonuranus·
happy 182 day to all of the most refined and cultured people on this app 🫡
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rabbit, rabbit!
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sam 🫠🪐@samsonuranus·
@TerribleMaps you go down the shore & then when you get there, you go to the beach
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sam 🫠🪐@samsonuranus·
@Ganeshdeux For the record, he’s not a big deal in the US either. Any mainstream attention he has gotten has been mockery. & Weighing under 100kg and dressing sharp is not uncommon, lol.
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Ganesh 20
Ganesh 20@Ganeshdeux·
Précisément ce que disait Orelsan dans sa chanson "un gros poisson dans une petite mare" Le mec est important aux US (enfin, à ce que j'ai cru comprendre), et il croit que directement ça va le rendre important ici. Le truc c'est qu'aux US, faire moins de 100Kg c'est déjà rare, et bien s'habiller encore plus. Venir directement à Paris, où les Parisiens ont déjà tout vu, tout croisé, que ce soit des fous du bus ou même de vraies stars qui flânaient, anodinement, et croire qu'il aurait un impact ? Il serait parti à Montélimar ouais, ptet bien que les gens l'auraient calculé mdr C'est juste de l'orgueil tout ça. Il a cru, comme beaucoup d'Américains, être au sommet de la civilisation, et qu'on allait en avoir quelque chose à foutre Spoiler: non
midaqih@midaqih

Clavicular was GENUINELY upset after not a single person looked his way while he was wearing a $10,000 suit 😒💔

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sam 🫠🪐@samsonuranus·
@krassenstein saying “confusing people for family members” is a sign of dementia is like saying couging is a sign of cancer dementia is not one single disease & not all of then affect recognition in the same way. stop with the online medical diagnoses — so many more legit things to go in on
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Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
Trump just posted an image of this woman on Truth Social. Who the hell is it and why does it seem like he’s thinks it’s his daughter? One of the main signs of dementia is confusing people for family members.
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@KimKatieUSA 1. you guys know that women’s rooms have stalls inside of them — right? like, you enter into a little sub room to go to the bathroom. even has its own little lock. 2. surely the one second shock of seeing a man in the restroom would go away when you see the little girls
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A father at QuikTrip checked the women’s restroom first and found it empty, so he took his two young daughters inside to use it. While they were washing their hands, another man walked in and started yelling that a guy had no business being in the women’s bathroom with his daughters.
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@ChefAnthonyDC wait — why is there a backdrop of the white house over the white house?
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Chef Anthony Thomas@ChefAnthonyDC·
One day I hope MAGA supporters can ADMIT if Barack Hussien Obama had done anything remotely close to this, we’d still be hearing about it today
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blink 182 making me have to remember my myspace login in 2026
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Isaiah L. Carter 🇺🇸
Isaiah L. Carter 🇺🇸@IsaiahLCarter·
You should be hated. You dishonored the woman who bore you into this world by publicizing what should have stayed PRIVATE, all so you can go wound collecting on the Internet like the psychotic troon you are. Frankly, I don't think you unwell mongrels are hated NEARLY enough. You're all violent Communist berserkers; spoiled fucking wretches who have been worshiped incessantly by nearly EVERY megacorporation, bank and legacy media outlet. Y'all have been given permission to predate on children with "Drag Queen Story Hour." Entire liturgical calendars were created for YOU ALL of Western civilization was handed over to YOU in the last 15 years. The Democrat Party Machine and their nonprofits placed you troons as their highest deity, even desecrating the White House grounds while the Autopen administration was in charge, besides maybe the illegals they keep advocating hardest for these days. The cult of trans is vile and demonic, and should be destroyed.
harper@harper033_

genuinely the most hateful message I’ve ever received

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