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sam 🫠🪐
@samsonuranus
simply a sweet, technological baby with a magic bag
south philly ✈️ south jersey Katılım Şubat 2022
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@archer_rs actually a good lesson to women everywhere — you don’t have to pretend to be interested in something to impress a man. just be confident in yourself.
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@relax_will_ya @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Or they can just buy food at the prison commissary.
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Straight in the trash till about day 6 or 7 then he will lick it clean. Its a fact that a human being will eat anything if they get hungry enough. And I do mean anything.
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@rekinfootball @p0lar_fawn we’re talking about them rn and they’ve already bonded out
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@p0lar_fawn The irony of risking a felony trespassing charge to hang a fortune cookie quote is completely lost on them. Security at the Empire State Building is tighter than a defensive block in injury time, so this just ends in handcuffs long before their message actually resonates.
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@bhangivesuwings @Complex they’ll get bond as soon as they get in front of a judge and they’ll take a plea for no time — prolly wind up with a fine and some community service when it all resolves
they’re professional risk takers & free climbers — they definitely calculate the consequences into the stunt
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Angela Nikolau and Ivan Kuznetsov were arrested after climbing the empire state building.
The couple was charged with burglary, reckless endangerment, criminal mischief, violation of local laws, possession of burglar's tools, criminal tampering, criminal trespass and disorderly conduct.
📸:GETTY

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@ChiefPappy007 @Complex attention is the purpose — obviously.
they’re gonna plea out and get community service and a fine.
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@Complex All these to propose to her and spend some months or years on prison if serious crimes are charged against you? What's the point actually?

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@TerribleMaps you go down the shore & then when you get there, you go to the beach
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@Ganeshdeux For the record, he’s not a big deal in the US either. Any mainstream attention he has gotten has been mockery.
& Weighing under 100kg and dressing sharp is not uncommon, lol.
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Précisément ce que disait Orelsan dans sa chanson "un gros poisson dans une petite mare"
Le mec est important aux US (enfin, à ce que j'ai cru comprendre), et il croit que directement ça va le rendre important ici.
Le truc c'est qu'aux US, faire moins de 100Kg c'est déjà rare, et bien s'habiller encore plus.
Venir directement à Paris, où les Parisiens ont déjà tout vu, tout croisé, que ce soit des fous du bus ou même de vraies stars qui flânaient, anodinement, et croire qu'il aurait un impact ?
Il serait parti à Montélimar ouais, ptet bien que les gens l'auraient calculé mdr
C'est juste de l'orgueil tout ça. Il a cru, comme beaucoup d'Américains, être au sommet de la civilisation, et qu'on allait en avoir quelque chose à foutre
Spoiler: non
midaqih@midaqih
Clavicular was GENUINELY upset after not a single person looked his way while he was wearing a $10,000 suit 😒💔
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@krassenstein saying “confusing people for family members” is a sign of dementia is like saying couging is a sign of cancer
dementia is not one single disease & not all of then affect recognition in the same way.
stop with the online medical diagnoses — so many more legit things to go in on
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@KimKatieUSA 1. you guys know that women’s rooms have stalls inside of them — right? like, you enter into a little sub room to go to the bathroom. even has its own little lock.
2. surely the one second shock of seeing a man in the restroom would go away when you see the little girls
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@ChefAnthonyDC wait — why is there a backdrop of the white house over the white house?
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@WhaleLandUtahni @IsaiahLCarter you forgot to add the “basic” this time, which is very important
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@samsonuranus @IsaiahLCarter And I consider your position to be the same. My stance is built upon biology and neuroscience, yours is built on feelings. Good luck with that.
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You should be hated.
You dishonored the woman who bore you into this world by publicizing what should have stayed PRIVATE, all so you can go wound collecting on the Internet like the psychotic troon you are.
Frankly, I don't think you unwell mongrels are hated NEARLY enough.
You're all violent Communist berserkers; spoiled fucking wretches who have been worshiped incessantly by nearly EVERY megacorporation, bank and legacy media outlet.
Y'all have been given permission to predate on children with "Drag Queen Story Hour."
Entire liturgical calendars were created for YOU
ALL of Western civilization was handed over to YOU in the last 15 years.
The Democrat Party Machine and their nonprofits placed you troons as their highest deity, even desecrating the White House grounds while the Autopen administration was in charge, besides maybe the illegals they keep advocating hardest for these days.
The cult of trans is vile and demonic, and should be destroyed.
harper@harper033_
genuinely the most hateful message I’ve ever received
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