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Let's Introduce the Cast for #KoboldsInTheHolbold this #SunD4y at 4p PST/7p EST on twitch.tv/rockpunchatl where we will be raising money for @ExtraLife4Kids! Donations affect the game and can be made here- d4extralife.com #DnD #D4DnD #ttrpg #ExtraLife

Now that we have to cover our faces in public we're gonna have to adopt low-budget robot mannerisms. All gyrating at the waist and waggling our elbows around to indicate that we are the ones who are talking

@Eladria Just saw this. Thank you Stryk you are far too kind!!! ❤️

Today has been a rough day, but there are still plenty of Women I Admire. Today, I'm picking another compliment fighter because it makes things a bit easier on me. Today, it's @samsquatchzilla . She is kind, brilliant, creative, funny, witty, clever. She is worth your follow.

Wow it’s so selfish of America to celebrate ONLY America today. This planet has SO MANY countries. Don’t they get that #AllCountriesMatter ?! 😒

Wait I just realized this is the origin story for why people dress weird in apocalypse movies, first you're buying $10 leather butterfly wings and mesh tops from the coachella collection as a joke and before you know it you're wearing it out to forage in the wastes

LOVE LOVE LOVE

I decided to dress up as myself for the premiere of @RuPaulsDragRace #AllStars5 😝

D.C. mayor renames street outside White House ‘Black Lives Matter Plaza’ in escalation of feud over federal presence in city washingtonpost.com/local/dc-polit…

#YouAboutToLoseYoJob is pretty epic.

Judge for yourself #protests2020 #ritos #PoliceBrutalityPandemic #brutality #GeorgeFloydProtests

Denver, CO: non-protestors stuck in traffic get hit by a stray shot from police. The driver gets out, yells at police that there's a pregnant woman in the passenger seat... ...so a bunch of police repeatedly shoot the car. #PoliceBrutalityPandemic twitter.com/Mr_Blue_sky_II…

POLICE OFFICER TELLS PROUD BOYS TO HIDE INSIDE BUILDING BECAUSE THEY'RE ABOUT TO TEAR GAS PROTESTERS. THE OFFICER SAID HE WAS WARNING THEM "DISCRETELY" BECAUSE HE DIDNT WANT PROTESTERS TO SEE POLICE "PLAY FAVORITES." #BLUEFALL #PoliceBrutalityPandemic #PoliceBrutality

I AM BLACK #GeorgeFlyod's daughter: "Daddy changed the world" Yes,he CHANGED the WORLD. NOW it's our turn. Rest in power, Big Floyd.💔💔💔 #blacklifematters #BlackLivesMattters

Keke Palmer on streets bridging the divide between the community and the National Guard. How many people she kept safe from being brutalized 😭 This is a LEADER WHAT A HERO!

This is what happens when you add a sad tuba to the propaganda film ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ released earlier. #TrumpDictatorship

@realDonaldTrump ew.

D.C. had no problems last night. Many arrests. Great job done by all. Overwhelming force. Domination. Likewise, Minneapolis was great (thank you President Trump!).

Hey if you're a single man in the 80s sent to the middle east to illegally drill oil so that the owner of the oil can date and marry your ex, how do you pay your house bills with no internet?

@Eladria Yah. They needed the shoulder pads to help absorb the curses placed on them by their enemies. For without them they would surely wither and perish.

@samsquatchzilla Well, that's the 80s for you.

Decided to watch the 80s Dynasty for some reason and wow is this shit wild.

@Eladria It's all so evil!!!

@samsquatchzilla Dem shoulder pads...