Sam

tu roz kasam de aur mein roz kasam todu, ab nashe karke hum dimaag kho chuke hai

@yoDropu Maa - Behen ki gaali deke apne aap ko cool samjh Raha hoga tu , tujhe tere he pinned post mai tero ko maa ki gaali de rahe hain log reply tak nahi kar paya socha hoga innocent ko gaali de deta hu reply to karega nahi ab tu bhi roz khali khayega

@Hehe_biya you already married

man suffers because he takes seriously what god made for fun

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kisi space mein mic request karta hu toh lagta hai chamar aur khachro ki kursi khaara hu

@maxplainerr karwaiyo mera bhi guess

shoot me if i ever vote for them

@idkwhattodoyr ye flower loda meetha hai kya

why am i blocked on so many accs i havent even interacted with i am so confused

kisi ka ek tweet like krdo toh agle 50 tweet uske hi dikhata hai, twitter chutiye ka patha hai kya tu

khuli sadak pe launda udadiya ek inki maa chude dallo ki

Random player: “This is what I do everyday” Zlatan: “Let’s see”

you move on quick from your south indian ex because no light no ex

@zyxwvsg light band aur ex gayab

@Hehe_biya urdu lessons

@IamShahzafar pure din bhai randi rone karta hai tu thakta nhi kya

A red flag about you ??

I'd rather listen speed barking for 10 mins

@zyxwvsg cute when you all over tl

arsa hogya hai neend puri huye

urdu seekhni padegi