Sam Swenson

Too busy eating my own fruit to check if yours is sweeter

@resellerrowe For sure. I’m just confused why they made it an option at all.

@samswenson Imagine how crazy it would be…a bunch of resellers loading stuff in trucks, cars, trailers

A typical day buying liquidation… Lost this one Lost that one Got outbid again Watched good pallets go for prices that don’t make sense Meanwhile I’m sitting there doing the math like… “Nope.” “Nope.” “Definitely nope.” I lose way more auctions than I win… because I only buy when the numbers work.

@resellerrowe I know for the longest time you couldn’t but they made it an option on Costco at least. Would be game changing. There’s a Costco warehouse in my town. Would save so much

@samswenson Typically you can’t pick up yourself Warehouses are really busy so everything is shipped

@MikeMcCabe1970 How do you come up with your prices?

Paid $100 dollars for this reversible chaise, excellent condition. No kids, no pets. No rips, no pilling. I did my courtesy vacuum and shampoo, starting to not mind paying for pieces, often less problem solving and less work. Listed for $380 Profit $280

@MrsGoresDiary I break out in a rash on my hand now if I eat something bad. It’s nice when your body tells you

We have slowly cut almost all processed food from our house over the past few years. Last night, we declared a fun cereal night, and the kids were so excited for a little throwback meal. They got all their old favorites at the grocery store. And each ended the night with a tummy ache and an overall feeling of blech. 😂 I don’t know if they will ever go back to the cereal aisle. Real food, man. It’s winning!

@AshNicoleMoss Why? The first one is obviously better.

absolutely the second one

@Chris_Hawkey Oh my god. You found Moose

My first attempt at making my own show promo video. Open to any critique. Come see our show in Duluth Wednesday March 25th at the West Theater. P.S. this is real footage of me riding an enormous cat earlier today.

@Kuavo @Parasite Yeah if you just add time it wouldn’t work. No one would move.

@Parasite Me and Don think as soon as the last cap goes through and OT starts it should just make everyone go to spawn with a straight up 4v4 break off w/ ball in middle. Just so there’s no fugaze on the timing of kills Idk just off first thought this seems pretty good.

If you score an overload during overtime and I force a tie instead of immediately going into sudden death 4v4 it should had like 20-30 seconds to the timer lol. I think it’s hilarious when someone scores to go OT then everyone instantly dies it’s basically pointless

@creepydotorg @Chris_Hawkey @MeatSauce1

This scene was cut from Scooby-Doo (2002) for being too scary. Early test audiences said it genuinely disturbed them. In the scene, Daphne walks into a locker room and finds Velma acting strange. Velma suddenly reveals she’s possessed and screams, and the other girls in the room start chasing Daphne out.

@trineor I think the crazier thing is when Halfhand extremely quickly convinces the nights watch to “sneak” into the wildling camp and kill Mance Rayder with like 4 of them. They agree almost instantly that it’s the best option 😂

Dans la S01 de Game of Thrones, la scène est grave stylée mais ça me bute de rire comment Khal Drogo fait fondre de l’or en même pas trente secondes chrono dans le pot et sur le feu qui leur servent à cuire la soupe

@TukiFromKL There are some really great agents out there. Unfortunately most are bad and do the absolute bare minimum. Hide behind a license and brokerage. Most expect mls to do all the work. But 1 in 10 even answer phone calls during biz hours

🚨 Do you understand what just happened? A guy in Florida asked ChatGPT to sell his house. Not help him sell it. SELL IT. Pricing, Marketing, Showings, Contract.. Everything. Sold in 5 days. The average real estate agent takes 6% commission. On a $400K house that's $24,000. For what? Putting it on Zillow and sending you emails? This man paid $20 a month for ChatGPT and did the whole thing from his couch. Real estate agents spent 20 years telling you the process is too complicated for normal people. That you need a professional. That the paperwork is too risky without them. It was gatekept. And a chatbot just kicked the gate open.. Lawyers are next, Accountants are next, Financial advisors are next.. Every profession that made you feel stupid so you'd pay them is about to get the same treatment. The middleman economy is dying. And it's not dying because AI is smarter than them.. It's dying because AI proved you were always smart enough to do it yourself. You just weren't allowed to..

@3RonJohnson This honestly feels like a bit, but knowing you you were 100% serious in writing this

Kyler Murray is 5’10 1/8” according to the NFL combine measurements… So this Kyler Murray is short narrative from “some” of y’all is weird when you sitting at home standing 5’9”. I’m 6’3” so I can understand but when u ain’t even tall how you gonna try & clown a millionaire QB?

@RossUglem Vikes were a long kick off return away from winning the division with horrendous QB play. Same amount of wins as the pack. Not sure how skip’s tweet can even be considered slightly far-fetched.

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@AndyHermanNFL Highest paid no doubt. Best? I guess we’ll wait and see

And yet the Packers have the best one 🥱

@cheeseheadtv hmm unfortunately he already joined a great DL last year. If you think the scheme didn't allow him to flourish I'd recommend looking into an undrafted guy by the name of Jalen Redmond

🧀 The Packers just rescued Javon Hargrave from a scheme that made him a glorified speed bump.

@JonKrawczynski something along the lines of this level of outrage has happened 10+ times this season. they'll win 2 in a row and ppl will say they're back. Hard to know if this team is just okay or if they'll find it in the playoffs.

Finch is taking everyone out, and the Wolves have some real soul searching to do. That was an embarrassing performance. Three blowouts in a row. The low point of the season.

@RossUglem got severely outplayed by an undrafted guy, then proceded to say DL don't flourish in B Flo's D.

He played really poorly last season under the best defensive coordinator that our planet has. I am dubious.

@johnkriesel The team was a half game out of the playoffs with some of the worst QB play we’ve seen in decades. Average QB play we win division.

So frustrating watching today’s free agency frenzy while other teams make big moves and the Vikings are stuck sitting on their hands because of years of bad drafting and wasted cap space. Kwesi set this franchise back YEARS.

@unc9876 @LegionHoops @NBA @ClutchPoints This team might be ok if the 3 point line ain’t in

@LegionHoops @NBA @ClutchPoints He better be careful or those Klutch vans are going to pull up. Not a bad starting 5….ill back it up with Magic Kobe Bird Duncan Kareem

Anthony Edwards reveals his all-time starting 5: Stephen Curry Anthony Edwards Michael Jordan Kevin Durant Shaquille O’Neal (via @NBA, h/t @ClutchPoints)

@vikingzfanpage Making Seattle the best defense of all time

Important to note: $4M of Jonathan Greenard’s 2026 salary is set to become fully guaranteed on March 13th. I would assume if a trade was to take place, it would be before that date: