Sam Frey

Headline: No Iowa State Fair this year Iowans:

Up to 20% hospitalization rate for young people. “99% are harmless“ is a blatant and dangerous lie

I am Bill Burr. twitter.com/DavidDLuong/st…

Q: If the surface coverage of Algae on a lake doubles daily, and a month later half the lake is green, how much longer must you wait for the **entire lake** to be covered with Algae? A: One Day Behold exponential growth

Gifts, cookies, and Santa are fun, but we should all remember the reason for the season!

20ft Great White Shark

Old Town Road is a real life version of Everything is Awesome from the LEGO movie. Change my mind.

the main character of bugs life is an ant named flick. he's a ant. named flick. that's like naming bambi "shotgun".

Kids lemonade stand: brought cup to my door, good differentation strategy w/cost efficiency(.50 cup). Problem lies in product: too much ice

At home we’re a Colgate family. Crest will never will be accepted by my parents. I’ve used Crest through all of college. How do I tell them?

Hawaii’s most searched spelling is Hawaii. It’s official then, putting pineapple on pizza severely damages brain function #Causation

don't mess with turtles

Blind person: busses aren’t real, I can’t see them Blind person: *has a closed casket funeral after a bus hits them

@msiwek615 @AnheuserBusch Nothing, I’m innocent, I’ve been framed

@samuelfrenchfry @AnheuserBusch What did you do to get blocked by so many alcohol brands...

Real mature @AnheuserBusch, real mature