samuel A olamide

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samuel A olamide

@samuelmchammer

I'm me and i will neva be anybody else.#LFC|#Aquarius|God Only every other thing i think twice.#Welder| #AgricEngr|#DREAMER 😁😁😁..U FB I FB 😠

Lagos nigeria Katılım Ekim 2011

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samuel A olamide@samuelmchammer·5 Oca

FOMO = Fear Of Missing Out BTFD = Buy The Fucking Dip CT = Crypto Twitter ATH / ATL = All Time High / Low FUD = Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt KYC = Know Your Customer NFT = Non-Fungible Token ROI = Return On Investment HODL = HOLD, DO NOT SELL DYOR = Do Your Own Research

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samuel A olamide@samuelmchammer·15 Nis

I gbadun..as you see my life shey me self like my self?

Oku@oku_yungx

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

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samuel A olamide@samuelmchammer·10 Nis

I WANT EVERYONE TO REAS THIS AND SEE THE COMMENTS..THE WORLD IS JUST CRAZY

Anrield ||• 🌕✨🐏@Anrield

When my father died, he promise me his Conga drums because I used to play them during family events. My mother went against his wishes and did not let me take them and instead told everyone that she sold them. She died on Jan 2026, her funeral played for 4/7.

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samuel A olamide@samuelmchammer·8 Nis

@rukky_nate Majority of them ooo...they are always looking for one thing to make you feel inferior to them or have one leverage over you.

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Mazi Nathan@rukky_nate·7 Nis

Saw a video where a girl said the first day she visited her man was the same day she knew she was going to break up with him. she said he was too good at cooking. his food tasted 10x better than hers. she went further to say, she felt threatened because she had nothing to hold over him. now i’m wondering… do all women feel threatened by men who can cook?

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samuel A olamide@samuelmchammer·6 Nis

@Cleverlydey4u My person

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Cleverly 💐@Cleverlydey4u·5 Nis

She took her antisocial boyfriend to the club… you won’t believe what he was doing 😂🤣

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samuel A olamide@samuelmchammer·28 Mar

@black_bhoy_ Your calculation short gan oo..

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MAKANAKI@black_bhoy_·27 Mar

Salary is 400K Transport to the island daily is 3K, in a month that's 69,000 Let's assume you eat once in a day at the office, to get a good plate of food from Mama Iya is 2K at least, that's 46,000 in a month. Since you do 9-5, you'll likely burn fuel at night mostly, say you use 5 litres and you burn on at least 3 nights out of 5 nights excluding weekends, a litre is 1300, in a month that's 78,000 Total so Far is at 193,000 You never send money home You never buy light You never buy new polo or Jean You never buy foodstuffs You go still save from inside Now imagine if your salary is 250,000 See, this isn't survival or striving, it's point blank suffering... #EndBadGovernment

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samuel A olamide@samuelmchammer·27 Mar

Amen

Cindymonel™@cindy_blog

You will buy first car this year. Claim it

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samuel A olamide@samuelmchammer·27 Mar

💯

𝖢𝖧𝖱𝖨𝖲𝖫𝖨𝖫🇬🇭@chrislil_gh

if you have a strong faith of buying your first car this year, repost.

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samuel A olamide@samuelmchammer·25 Mar

@TheNassrZone And this man get mind bench am for World cup

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Al Nassr Zone@TheNassrZone·24 Mar

That night Cristiano Ronaldo decided injury time was his time vs Egypt.

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samuel A olamide@samuelmchammer·20 Mar

@oku_yungx Hi Follow me and I follow back asap

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Oku@oku_yungx·20 Mar

Bro to Bro: build your x account now Just say “hi” and gain 600 mutuals here.

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samuel A olamide@samuelmchammer·18 Mar

Una go dey think say men stupid during courtship..dey play ⏯️

YabaLeftOnline@yabaleftonline

Lady shares her man’s savage response after telling him she wants their wedding to be like Simi and Femi Dapson’s.

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samuel A olamide@samuelmchammer·18 Mar

Uncle elepo robbi 😂😂😂 Nkan buruku ni

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samuel A olamide@samuelmchammer·17 Mar

Sho ya wayrey hen babby

The Husky@Mr_Husky1

My wife texted me from work: Her: "Are you watching that new serial killer documentary on Netflix?" Me: "Yeah, I just started episode 3." Her: "Pause it at 22 minutes and 14 seconds." Me: "Okay, paused. It's the crime scene photo of the living room." Her: "Right. Do you see the blood spatter on the wall near the fireplace?" Me: "Uh, yeah. It's pretty gruesome." Her: "Look just to the left of the fireplace mantle. See where the natural light is hitting the wall?" Me: "Yes..." Her: "That’s the exact shade of sage green I want for the guest bathroom."

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Objectv Media@objectvmedia·13 Mar

Time To Call Operatives Of Lagos Task Force Headed By CSP Adetayo Akerele To Order Over Brigand Style Activities And Cash Extortion Of Motorists That Have Turned The State Into A Near Jungle! @PoliceNG @LagosPoliceNG @CruLagospolice @lshaofficial @lagosstategov

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samuel A olamide@samuelmchammer·9 Mar

3 Things which have confirmed that you should be very careful not to feel you know, understand or wise about. 1) Spirituality 2) Ordinance of Life 3) Man. But if you look at it you will found out that the whole thing is God. Therefore be careful when you feel you know about it.

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samuel A olamide@samuelmchammer·8 Mar

@arojinle1 Na so woman go dey do..dem go won knack you but give you attitude first like say na u gan gan need am

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Arojinle@arojinle1·8 Mar

At first, it looked like the snow leopards were fighting. But then...

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samuel A olamide@samuelmchammer·6 Mar

@BiaPulse Mtchew ikan buruku ni

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Bia Pulse@BiaPulse·4 Mar

Reuben Abati asked Peter Obi: “What kind of business allows you to keep $15 million in an offshore account? This question has sparked debate about transparency, wealth accumulation, and public trust. Nigerians are paying close attention to how leaders earn and manage their resources.