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@samuriajacks

The life and times of a boy exploring identity, intimacy and escapism. |Data analysis |@psychoyp

Manchester, England Katılım Haziran 2024
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samurai jack@samuriajacks·
@WelBeast You are so obsessed with man United you can’t go a day without talking about us 🤷🏾‍♂️ no matter how you banter us you still won’t be where we are even if it takes 30 or 40 years for us to get back you still won’t get to our heights
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NDL Ringside@NikoOmilana·
who gave Bruno Fernandes my address ?
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samurai jack@samuriajacks·
@PastorMhimhi Hopefully you tell him to smash before leaving her don’t fucking lose it
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Pastor Mhimhi@PastorMhimhi·
UPDATE GUYS!!! Like someone in yesterday’s comments said: “I’d rather cut myself and dive into the ocean betting that a shark won’t eat me than believe a woman.” So my guy woke up today and checked her phone while she went to bath… and guess who had already fixed an intense fucking appointment 😭😅 Yesssssss, he’s virgin girlfriend!!!!😅 Trust woman at your own risk oo. Anyways, I don advise my guy say make we enter gym. Maybe they denied him entrance because he no built 😭
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My guy nearly wanted to call me to glory this evening 😭 I entered WhatsApp only to see his message. One day after evening football, we were having one of those random banter when someone insulted his babe. Omo, this guy defended her with his full chest 😭 He said: “My babe is not like your babe that so many guys have been with. My babe is a virgin.” I just burst out laughing 😂
I told him, “Bro, your babe is not a virgin, you just don’t know yet.” Omo, this guy was so sure of himself. He said they both promised to wait till marriage, that he was taking her seriously and even wanted to marry her. I just told him, “I won’t argue with you… but very soon you’ll cry in @official_Gegeh voice.” 😭 This conversation happened about a month ago. Fast forward to today… this guy texted me and guess what? 😭😅😅😅😅

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VirgiL@Virgil4PF·
Ask yourself, what have you gained from watching Twitter porn ??
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samurai jack@samuriajacks·
@Virgil4PF Bro y’all don’t see them beefing him come on Like y’all should stop acting like the guy doesn’t act this way unless they triggered him
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VirgiL@Virgil4PF·
But why seyi vibes dey always fight 😭😭😭
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Bode@n0thimagain·
na since this boy don dey follow agbabiaka waka him turn jagidi jagan
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VirgiL@Virgil4PF·
Visited this guy's page to engage him back,only to find retweets throughout Bro don't you tweet at all ? 😭💔
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This picture was so random 😭😭
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samurai jack@samuriajacks·
@fwedesignerx Yes I agree with you never disagreed I am just saying goes both ways
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@samuriajacks So you can still agree with me that it’s just game, and doesn’t hae anything to with spending money like that, last statement is true too
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$$$@fwedesignerx·
If you really sabi your game, you go know say womanizing no really cost money like that
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